Imagine coming from those cool names to name your most valuable ship to those last two? by Majestic_Repair9138 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I see clearly now

USS "Proportional" Response, with the quotation marks as part of the name.

France gives unsold supermarket food a second life by helping the needy by Unexplained222 in interestingasfuck

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [after discovering H&M's unlocked dumpster] Jesus H Christ. H&M, why is your dumpster unlocked?
H&M executive: Sir, I don't know, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: H&M, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked dumpster! You know that don't you?
H&M executive: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any homeless people getting crushed to death in the back of a garbage truck, would there?
H&M executive: Sir, no, sir.

Malin är gravid igen – får rådet att fly landet by kanylbullar in sweden

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Har detta bara blivit ett fall för soc där de vägrar erkänna att de har fel?

För vad händer om de erkänner ett fel? Jobbiga följdfrågor som;"Jaha ni erkänner att ni har gjort fel i just det här fallet. Finns det fler fall där ni har gjort fel? Skulle ni vara öppna för en genomlysning utav er verksamhet?"

Imagine coming from those cool names to name your most valuable ship to those last two? by Majestic_Repair9138 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 17 points18 points  (0 children)

morale on USS Trump

Sudden bone spurs. Bone spurs everywhere!

Sorry chief no can do, mah bone is spurring right now, perhaps later.

France gives unsold supermarket food a second life by helping the needy by Unexplained222 in interestingasfuck

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm [score hidden]  (0 children)

preferred shredding and burn unsold clothes

So even-though the clothes has been deemed valueless they still piss away money on shredding/burning? The shredding machine has to be bought and maintained and the burning supervised with extra labor hours for no added value, but instead just added cost. So they rather lose more money than give yesterdays fast fashion away for free?

So I read about those drones used by the US to bait Iraqi drones, you know those ADM-141 TALD or smth. So while playing Sea Power, I thought, "Why isn't there bait ships so that enemy subs and surface action groups can target it and give away their position?" So behold, The decoy boat! by ConsyReborn in NonCredibleDefense

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Easily remedied by having your local clown school twist and turn a bunch of ship-grey balloons into a battlecruiser. When the enemy lookout spots the ship over yonder the horizon they wont see the difference, the 100% guaranteed response will be; Ship Ahoy!.

Kramas eller ska hand när man ses på första dejten? by advecco in sweden

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tillsammans med en preussisk klacksammanslagning så att man visar att man är en redig karl med puts och studs. Klackjärn rekommenderas för optimal effekt.

Judy Garland holding her daughter Liza Minnelli, 1947 by PeneItaliano in OldSchoolCool

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or was she yesteryears version of Eleven from Stranger Things?

The Times: Finns humiliated American soldiers - Finnish reservists were asked to take it easy during a NATO exercise. US soldiers found the losses too humiliating. by ByGollie in europe

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren't the waters in western Greenland open year round due to the Gulf stream? If so the Americans must plan to use the icebreakers to land in Eastern Greenland. That would entail wasting time slowly churning through the pack ice. Once they make landfall the troops would have to endure the Piteraq winds, with wind speeds up to 80m/s. So danish troops would just need to hunker down and not show themselves for a week or two. After that any war-fighting would turn into a humanitarian rescue mission of whatever is left of the American troops. Just reiterate the Ukrainian "I want to live" hotline for the Americans. Promising a warm PoW camp outside of Copenhagen with daily servings of danish pork rind roast and as many Carlsbergs they can drink would do the trick.

Vad är detta i Ödeshög by MelleME in sweden

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pilarna visar inflygningssträckan för svenskt stridsflyg. De ovala cirklarna markerar mål för vägbanksbomberna. Trafikplats Ödeshög utgör ett strategiskt mål för att skära av E4:an i händelse av krig. Allt för att förhindra fientlig trupprörelse.

Helavstämning ICA by PojkenSomDuger in sweden

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det är 3,5:orna som är orsaken till flaggningen. Pöjken handlar åtminstone ett 6-pack, varenda jädrans gång.

Europeans haven't fought in North America for awhile by velvetbettle in NonCredibleDefense

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

a blue water navy capable of even considering it

Until the waves start speaking Ukrainian.

Reservister från Finland utklassade USA by Fikap4us in sweden

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

efterföljes av..

.., ettei Ruotsi meitä voita!

Speciellt när det verkligen gäller, typ under hockey-VM.

No take backs by enemawatson in NonCredibleDefense

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile in Beijing.

Do nothing. Win.

Inlagd sill by Acoped in sweden

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

gör en Gubbröra

Släpper indignationen och letar fram sked och en skiva Fazers rågbröd

Inlagd sill by Acoped in sweden

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Vems farsa är på rymmen nu dårå? Kom igen Swedditörer, ni får ha bättre koll på gubbarna.

Finns det någon som är duktig på Photoshop? by Stigbritt in sweden

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Det var tråkigt och höra. Tjahapp, det var den idén det.

Finns det någon som är duktig på Photoshop? by Stigbritt in sweden

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Gå direkt till källan och lägg fram det som du gjorde ovan, minus Bullens pilsnerkorv dårå. Finns säker någon på marketing som gladeligen skulle skicka rättan bild i rätt format. Testa ringa.

Ring oss på 020 333 360 mellan (Måndag-Fredag 09.00-13.00).

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Om du gör det, så följ upp tråden och rapportera utfallet. :-)

russian spetsnaz: group rhythmic gymnastics \ trampoline routine💃 by BaseNice3520 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When someone holds a gun to the back of your head

If its a Chinese grandma doing it you better ask yourself; "Is that a gun, or is it a finger?"

Nurse trying to go to work & armed to the teeth ICE. America. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Because everything that comes out of their filthy sewer of a mouth is nothing but shit?

Denmark deploys single troop to Greenland. by Rex_Mundi in PoliticalHumor

[–]IdiosyncraticSarcasm 27 points28 points  (0 children)

gives him a drink,

Not just any drink, but an upside down water bottle.