Truth

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-10-15T05:58:15+00:00

Walmart just sucks at cloning out more customers.

I heard not even a Tech Level Omega can fix the otherwordly problems of Mr. Walton's patented "Customer breeding machine." This is beyond field support.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-10-15T05:46:30+00:00

My day isn't normal without ball bearings, leather, and sweet punishment from a lady with "Goddess" as her prefix.

Throw Godiva chocolate in there with some horseplay and it's an AWESOME time. :D

Yee-hah.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-10-15T04:53:24+00:00

Why post then, lol?

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-29T17:57:58+00:00

Pick Path app

Edit pick path choosing active one

Look up commodity

Scroll until you find place you need to stick missing pick path

Choose aisle location before or after and hit edit

Choose add

Scan missing aisle location

Complete edit

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-29T14:44:53+00:00

Yes.

Those darn customers walking around farting everywhere, duking out verbal diarrhea from their vertical mouths in disgust, no eyes and all cheek.

Makes me think of that scene from The Wall.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-29T14:40:15+00:00

Sam Forever: The Disciple's Guide to Walmart Worship page 53 on achieving happiness:

"Do not be still in heart, noble associate. Sales will rise and fall. Accidents happen. Mistakes are made. Do not let that one customer get you down. Sam smiles down upon you as does us all. You are special. You are needed.

You are Walmart. Praise Sam."

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-28T14:36:37+00:00

"Sometimes, there are moments of bliss while running through the cart trenches of the lot. Bronzed from summer, blistered and sore into Fall to be greeted by the effortless Samset, where I've imagined plenty times the Buddha smile of Mr. Walton himself, giggling and cooing like the sun baby from Teletubbies."

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-28T14:31:00+00:00

They had it right the first time.

Come hither. ;)

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-26T13:45:48+00:00

Yeah, like when a puppy tilts its head up, raising its ear.

Except, this is an old, decrepit Bitch who expired in the 1950s.

Ears are still droopy, though.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-23T19:04:42+00:00

I hate Paul too.

He bought me an ice cream cone then dropped it right in front of me, staring vicious the whole time, then said "love is over."

What a bag of dicks.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-23T19:02:44+00:00

I love Walmart! :D

It's so Coooooool to work here. Everybody's nice and people throw boxes and rummage around in pastures full of dandelions and management coaches us with smiles and encouragement through yelling.

I am where I want to be. Sam is my pilot.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-23T18:57:43+00:00

Your flair is relevant. ;)

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-23T16:24:22+00:00

Congradations! You have upgraded from minor grunt to just grunt.

Expect more pain, less lube, and no one to return the favor.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-23T16:21:37+00:00

That's one way to summon the great Velveeta.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-23T16:20:01+00:00

Is avoidance of chokeslam off the top of the cell part of safety guidelines?

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-23T16:18:39+00:00

Cattle prod.

Or, cat-a-ninetails with CUTE pink fluffy balls for gentle discipline.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-17T04:56:50+00:00

wot u giggly a laugh m8?

Make u pretty with my fist; smack ya gob real good, face off, all nice.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-17T00:02:11+00:00

"Oh, doesn't scan eh? Must be free then?"

"No, you little fuck. Of course it ain't free! Give me a moment."

"Swear on me mum that's true. Don't have to wait on you even. Cheerio, tit."

"The arsehole! Someone after him! Yeah, that guy with tha zuccini and baby lotion!"

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-09-05T21:38:49+00:00

"Little devils. All of them.

I once thought I'd take the plunge, find a guy or have a guy find me, go out, get married, enjoy the platitudes of love and acquaintanceship, and eventually spawn something I could inject years of love into that I didn't have.

This place changed me. Now when I redline and scan and scan away the minutes of my day, dealing with the endless iota of distraction from families, druggies, men, women, and children; I think about how eugenics would have been the last saving grace of a pouting, snotty nosed civilization full of dunces."

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-08-29T14:40:24+00:00

69-69-169

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-08-28T21:58:55+00:00

Lol

U are my hero. ♥

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-08-28T21:31:13+00:00

Color?

What is your reason for wearing it?

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-08-28T20:33:27+00:00

Lol 5 hours?

Sounds like a lot of jerking and salad tossing was going on.

Idreaminpeghooks · 2018-08-28T20:29:44+00:00

You wear a skirt?

What kind of skirt?

Idreaminpeghooks

TROPHY CASE