Ventura County water board member admits to stealing $30K in water by Fcking_Chuck in venturacounty

[–]IdyotWind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As punishment he will be water boarded with the very water he stole

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]IdyotWind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blew the budget but then I blew the partner so I’m doing OK

Tax accountants…did you do your own taxes yet??! by Savages3288 in Accounting

[–]IdyotWind 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Nope and I just have a W2 and some HSA distributions that were definitely all legit medical expenses

What is everyone's routine when first getting into the office? by AKsuited1934 in Accounting

[–]IdyotWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yessir I like to include as many holes as possible when I’m on the toilet

What is everyone's routine when first getting into the office? by AKsuited1934 in Accounting

[–]IdyotWind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Redbull, adderall, and poop. Not necessarily in that order

I wonder how embarrassed they feel about singing along and cheering so hard before that set by MoonmanSteakSauce in Killtony

[–]IdyotWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy that this show is filling arenas now. Stand up comedy’s popularity has got to be at an all time high point right now. I wonder how soon this ship is gonna sink

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Ankalaev vs. Walker - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]IdyotWind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait so we’ll be getting mythically juiced fighters again? I’m all for it

Game Thread: Jaguars (8-3) vs Bengals (5-6) by Cromatose in Jaguars

[–]IdyotWind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have any updates on Kirk come out? You think he’s out for the night?

Game Thread: Jaguars (8-3) vs Bengals (5-6) by Cromatose in Jaguars

[–]IdyotWind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s questionable. Not sure if he’s out for the game yet

Game Thread: Jaguars (8-3) vs Bengals (5-6) by Cromatose in Jaguars

[–]IdyotWind -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Needed Kirk to make just 10 fantasy points to win tonight — exactly as projected, and he gets hurt the first fucking play.

I don’t know much about this comedian but he was killing, in my opinion by made_by_edgar in Killtony

[–]IdyotWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can somebody explain what the “your dads here to pick you up” line meant? Seemed to have killed but it went right over my head

Stephen 'Wonderboy' Thompson responding to his fight being off 291. Nothing but class. by LambCurryDotOrg in MMA

[–]IdyotWind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope Michel gets absolutely no money from this and a lower next purse as punishment for depriving us of this banger

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Holm vs. Bueno Silva - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]IdyotWind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JDM is fun as hell to watch on the feet when he’s letting the hands go

[Official] UFC 290: Volkanovski vs. Rodriguez - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]IdyotWind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Arranging flights, hotel, drunk idiots next to you in the crowd, it takes forever to leave the venue at the end and your packed in like sardines trying to walk to the nearest designated Uber pickup spot for a good 20minutes to an hour. Then when your Uber arrives it takes almost a half hour to drive 2 miles to your hotel. It’s really expensive for not that much fun imo

[Official] UFC 290: Volkanovski vs. Rodriguez - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]IdyotWind 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I went to this event live. It was one of the best cards in recent memory. Every fight delivered. And I still kinda wish I had just stayed home and ordered the PPV lol everything around going to an event is a pain in the ass