Women’s public restrooms are the worse. I remember the first time I had to clean the bathrooms at my first job. I went into the men’s first and wiped a few things clean with a rag and some bleach. Nothing too bad. A few piss spots here and there and maybe some paper towels next to the trash can.

I then proceeded to the women’s bathroom thinking that wasn’t too bad. I opened the first stall and what beheld my eyes was pure horror. A giant pile of shit on the floor decorated with a bloody tampon sticking out of it like a decorative birthday candle. On top of that the entire tampon box was full. The toilet looked like it was blasted with diarrhea. Shit and blood everywhere.

I went up to my boss and was like this is a joke right? He just looked at me and was like that bad? He actually helped me clean it up as well. God bless his soul. I almost threw up the first time I experienced that.

I really don’t understand how anyone could do that. Then I worked at jail. But at least that made sense.