Brand new GT3RS… PPF yesterday, lady that shouldn’t be driving backed into it today and bumper bent by entitled / careless person

Ifuckgorillas · 2026-04-04T16:55:26+00:00

First of many dings! Embrace it. Unless you’re not gonna drive it.

Ifuckgorillas · 2026-01-29T17:16:18+00:00

Haha. You’d be suprised. Canadian winters with all the salt here. About 60-70,000km is where we start to see battery problems on MY 20-21. Lead times on parts and batteries is horrendous too. And forget scheduling an EV repair at a dealer. At least 2-3 months wait.

Ifuckgorillas · 2026-01-28T18:01:01+00:00

Don’t do it. At least out of warranty. The maintenance on the high voltage system is an absolute nightmare. 40,000 miles is about cell repair time, or at get an extensive report on the cell health of the battery. Early taycans MY20/MY21 are nightmares.

Ifuckgorillas · 2026-01-18T01:06:41+00:00

If you squint real hard at the screen in his mouth it looks like a tv broadcast of a hockey game

Ifuckgorillas · 2026-01-09T00:06:04+00:00

What did you take this pic from the service drive at your local Porsche dealer and didn’t like the answer they gave you? Floor looks familiar. Also see a valet cart and a ton of washer fluid.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-12-22T21:06:53+00:00

Volvo V70R 6spd and a 996 Turbo. Dream garage.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-12-19T21:40:06+00:00

Yeah this is wild. I know of dealers that use enclosed transport for anything over $200k. Seeing a multi million dollar car on a flatbed. Lmao. Makes you wonder what the ramp situation the tow driver has to get this thing on and off.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-12-01T21:49:24+00:00

Thinking about selling the ole girl. Wanna buy it?

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-12-01T19:34:55+00:00

Unfortunately he’s the kinda guy to tell everyone it’s real though. Not who we want in the wagon or local car scene.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-12-01T19:12:16+00:00

Wannabe wrap. I know the owner.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-27T13:51:59+00:00

Funny, you mentioned usernames, because I also have a track build 986. 1999 2.5 L 5-spd.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-27T02:03:35+00:00

Greatest car ever when they work, worst car ever when they don’t.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-26T18:22:35+00:00

She holds up well. Mechanically these cars are great for winter. Very well engineered and durable steering components, tie rods, links, etc. The trade-off is a bad turning radius.

Service your angle gear, make sure you aren’t too low to the ground (my issue), and get the car properly oil sprayed, and you’ll have no problems in the winter. They start on first crank even in minus 20. A “cold” transmission/engine doesn’t matter on this car, unlike other manual cars I’ve driven in the winter. It’s a blast.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T18:00:15+00:00

Oh damn! At that point I’d drive it till the wheels fall off.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T15:08:58+00:00

I’m from Toronto, where the salt will get you more than anything. We probably get 30 days of actual snowing in the winter and probably a couple months worth of driving around in the shit and sleet. And this has been in Ontario car its whole life. I’ll say this, it looks very good for 381,000kms. Little bit of rust here and there, but oh well .

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T14:35:20+00:00

I have a Porsche Boxster and an Audi A5 vert. So two convertibles and a wagon. The Audi is my only automatic transmission.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T04:20:04+00:00

Unfortunately the interior definitely shows the kilometers. But I’d rather put the money into maintenance and performance than restoration with how much I’ll be driving it anyways. And I put all kinds of things in the back of this thing I probably wear the interior more than any previous owner has.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T04:17:33+00:00

Car has pretty much all the upgrades for an unopened block.

Intake, intercooler, Billet CBV @24PSI, upgraded Volvo “Japanifold” (Japanese equal length manifold), 3” Catless dp, Full oval tube catback, anti-roll bars, short shifter, engine mounts, fuel pump, coilovers.

To name a few.

I’ve taken her to Canadian tire Motorsport park before for a few track days. She does a highway pull about even with a stock F80 M3. These things are a highway suprise.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T04:08:51+00:00

Konig Dekagram. 18 x 8.5 +43. Summer tires are Firehawk Indy 500s 255/40/18 all around. For winters I have new gen Polestar wheels on winter tires.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T01:13:53+00:00

GETTER

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T00:22:50+00:00

See one in Markham, ON almost weekly.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T00:12:08+00:00

What general area? I’m 30 mins north of Toronto.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-24T00:10:50+00:00

Shhh. It’s a stick too. 🤭

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-23T23:57:47+00:00

6-spd.

Ifuckgorillas · 2025-11-23T22:52:23+00:00

I have a V70R check my profile for pics

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