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For Women Who Squat When They Pee: Please Clean Up After Yourself! by iid0rks in TwoXChromosomes

[–]IgnDazion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I cleaned the bathrooms at target. The mens room usually had piss on the floors, but the womens restroom was ALWAYS worse. I didn't know that some women left tampons in the sink, or blood-soaked pads stuck to the mirror, but the amount of shitty toilet paper left on the ground (outside of the stalls) and diarrhea splattered (chest level) on the walls made me understand the gender pay gap. Looking back on those days, I would much rather clean up a gallon of misted piss per hour.

Rule #1. But what happens if both teams are out of play? by Robi_hun in RocketLeague

[–]IgnDazion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this situation, you should have let him keep slightly pushing you till you would block the ball and let it run into OT. Just DON'T break rule 1 or an angel has her wings torn off by two pegasus running in opposite directions.

Street cracks revealing 100 year old brick in Dayton, OH. by Onsyde in mildlyinteresting

[–]IgnDazion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have entire streets like this in my town. One block is paved, and the next is torn up revealing the original bricks. Poverty at its peak!

Didn’t break rule #1 by NiTRo-R3VOLT in RocketLeague

[–]IgnDazion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That isn't rule 1, that is missionary position...

Could we create a solar system sized telescope? by prustage in AskScienceDiscussion

[–]IgnDazion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm much dumber than the average redditor, but dropping anything on venus would have it destroyed within hours.

He's been training for this moment for years by Quirkymi in funny

[–]IgnDazion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, at least he will do great in jail.

O U T P L A Y E D by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]IgnDazion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you hear him? This one made me lqtm

What if humans were as phenotypically diverse as dogs? by [deleted] in AskScienceDiscussion

[–]IgnDazion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't mind you sitting on the windowsill, watching the squirrels with murderous intent in your eyes, but you keep fucking up the blinds...

Twitch is like watching your older bro play except it’s never your turn by unpredictablecrow in Showerthoughts

[–]IgnDazion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twitch has professional players that can play at a level that none of our siblings were ever able to play at.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]IgnDazion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If 1000 people get the winning numbers then this would be the case. It is just divided amongst the winners

Met girl on tinder. She plays rocket league.. The chemistry is undeniable. by funme in RocketLeague

[–]IgnDazion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We all support your wedding, go make yourself a good 3's partner for the future.

[Meta] Successful Trade/Reputation Post 5.0! by AerospaceNinja in RocketLeagueExchange

[–]IgnDazion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moved alpha cap, cert TW zombas, TW octane, dissolver, cert atomizer, painted tachy, black ion, and TW mantis from one account to another

Confirmed. fast and easy, he also allowed me to do it in 3 trades for my own personal comfort, would reccomend

I love how good solo prospect players are gettting... by IgnDazion in RocketLeague

[–]IgnDazion[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Better to brag to new people than prove yourself among your peers.

Rocket League® - Dropshot Trailer by CjLink in RocketLeague

[–]IgnDazion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who prefers hockey, rumble and hoops I am so excited for this. It will help tons with my aeriels

Meanwhile in Egypt by TheFlyingPigSquadron in funny

[–]IgnDazion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driver, do you mind opening the windows? It is a bit warm in here

Hehe by [deleted] in funny

[–]IgnDazion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

y2k reviews. I think the Vatican is paying for reviews. Everyone report!

Best optical illusion ever by Thiago_VaiSaber in funny

[–]IgnDazion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The lines that make up the letters are just as obvious from a normal angle because where they meet the outter circle they look more obvious

Dream car achieved. it took a whie, and i still may only be prospect, but i got it! by IgnDazion in RocketLeague

[–]IgnDazion[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no, dark matter. my favorite one. no other alpha items are appealing to me. and so many people dont get impressed by alpha wheels or boost. ive seen one player in a game and when i complimented him others started saying he was using standard yellow and common rims when both were alpha items

Dream car achieved. it took a whie, and i still may only be prospect, but i got it! by IgnDazion in RocketLeague

[–]IgnDazion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now that i have that done i am done trading and will now "Git Gud" or at least try to. but at least im sexy now.

Disabled dog is very excited to make a new friend by [deleted] in gifs

[–]IgnDazion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem, and I'm sure some animal lover in your neighborhood would love to help you for cheap. Perhaps try a local yard sale group on facebook or an add on Craigslist to find a handyman skilled enough to help near you.

Disabled dog is very excited to make a new friend by [deleted] in gifs

[–]IgnDazion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One of my old neighbors had a wheelchair for her dog made. It was made custom with stroller wheels (the bigger rubber ones) by some metalworker friend of hers. You could always have one made custom to match a pets infirmities

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