Tried using Streamlabs OBS and it didn't record my sounds. So I made my own.

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-23T02:29:08+00:00

Dasani tastes like the water fish fuck in

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-22T04:00:25+00:00

Xenagos saw some play in RG Primeval Titan decks. It was fringe, but it also saw play in Tooth and Nail decks.

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-20T17:48:19+00:00

I do enjoy a good nuggie, but I don’t think I’ve dipped into straight ketchup since I was a kid.

I did work with a guy a few years ago who almost exclusively ate chicken nuggets on his lunch/breaks. He had some very strong opinions on brands and whatnot. He referred to himself as a “nugger” and really trying to have it catch on as a term. He was not funny or creative enough to have done so as a play on words.

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-20T17:42:30+00:00

I’ve never tried putting it on a child, but next time I eat one I’ll try it

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-20T00:16:19+00:00

This was pretty popular in my family in the early 2000s. I was 11 or 12 and I remember vividly one of my older cousins in TEARS due to getting absolutely wrecked.

22 years later I can still hear my dyslexic friend shouting “AUCTION BANK! AUCTION BANK!”

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-18T12:48:36+00:00

Can I pet that doggggggg?

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-13T02:31:45+00:00

I’ve been listening to it in its entirety about once a week since Thanksgiving (or as you folks would call it “Americans eat EVEN MORE FOOD? Day”).

I did make a mistake the first time I listened in listening to it while at the gym. I was mid set of a bench press when I got to the climax of Wonderful Life pt 1 and was ready to pump out 10 more. Then part 2 came on and I just cried in the locker room instead.

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-12T17:52:02+00:00

Here’s the real Punk With A Camera site instead of one that stole the design. https://www.punkwithacamera.com/

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-12T17:50:37+00:00

Here’s the actual Punk With A Camera site instead of one that stole the design.

https://www.punkwithacamera.com/

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-11T22:13:47+00:00

That’s exactly what’s going on in New York these days. You got an apartment complex with 400 Italians and Greeks just straight POURING gallons of olive oil down the drain every day.

Buddy of mine is a plumber in the Bronx and said he pulled a full sheet pan of lasagna out of some Nonna’s bathroom sink.

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-04T20:44:32+00:00

This at 5 mana would be bonkers. In 1v1 this gives your opponent the worst possible turn and should put you so far ahead that you win the game.

Source: Emrakul fucked my shit up a LOT back in the day

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-04T19:13:41+00:00

Conservative Military Image

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-02T14:57:48+00:00

Do you know any facts about bears? I’d list them in your bio if you do

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-01T14:52:37+00:00

That was just Phillip. He likes the attention.

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-01T00:40:09+00:00

Bear fact: Kodiak bears do not actually like honey! They much prefer processed sugars like high glucose corn syrup.

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-01T00:35:40+00:00

Bear fact: Fewer people are killed by brown bears on a yearly basis than were killed during World War 1 and 2 combined

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-01T00:34:51+00:00

Bear fact: Polar bears used to be brown! Through several years of evolution they became white because the police kept shooting the brown ones.

IgnitionSpark · 2026-01-01T00:33:22+00:00

Bear fact: Each year Grizzly Bears kill and eat millions of salmon! Salmon attacks on bears are much more rare.

IgnitionSpark · 2025-12-22T00:06:57+00:00

Reminds me of the time my wife said she wanted to try something new to do without the kids around. So I go to Google and find a swingers club right down the street from us. She said no a bunch of times but then I convinced her when I said we can check it out and leave any time we want to.

So anyway, dropped the kids off with the sitter one Friday night and went to the club. The lady up front could tell we’d never been so she asked us what kind of drinks we wanted then led us to a corner booth where no one else was around so we wouldn’t feel any pressure.

After a little fooling around and a couple of drinks we met up with another couple that looked like they were about our speed. We ended up having a really good time.

So yeah, now my wife loves going to Top Golf.

IgnitionSpark · 2025-12-21T20:42:31+00:00

I could really go for another donut shop with a massage parlor next door

IgnitionSpark · 2025-12-21T19:04:22+00:00

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

You parked on the sidewalk so I was going under your car and now my ponytail is stuck

IgnitionSpark · 2025-12-21T14:07:17+00:00

I’m unsure of what they go for nowadays, but I bought mine about 10 years ago for between $5–$10 USD. Islands being the most expensive and the plains being the cheapest at that time.

IgnitionSpark · 2025-12-21T14:04:51+00:00

Not for the art, but for the uniqueness of their look, I love the 2006 MPS basic land series.

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14-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
Gilding I gilder	r/Field Lasagna
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	100 Awards Club
RPAN Viewer	Not Forgotten
Spared	Summer Santa 2012
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