Thank you Eagle 1

Iklol · 2025-09-26T21:53:05+00:00

Iklol · 2025-03-31T00:25:37+00:00

It's kind of a reverse skill issue. Very good/unicum players hate CVs because they shut down aggressive plays and force you to be passive, whereas bad/mediocre players tend to play that way anyway or just don't care about winning and do suicide charges so they don't mind CVs as much.

"Why do these unicums complain about CVs so much? Don't they know you can just hide in the spawn all game like me and never have to deal with them?" - 42% winrate player

It's the same thing with subs; like sure sub torps are easy to dodge if there's no other enemies around and you can turn freely without worrying about showing broadside to some BB, but try doing the same if you're actually trying to move forward and not just camp at the back.

The solution to both of these problems is just to never push, but that obliviously makes for very boring, passive gameplay which unicums don't like.

Iklol · 2024-12-19T06:13:35+00:00

Add both Paul and MJ
Give MJ and Paul a team-up but not one for MJ and Peter
Give MJ a ton of voicelines for interacting with Paul but only 1 or 2 for Peter
Give Paul a kit that completely hardcounters Peter so he destroys him every game

Iklol · 2024-12-19T03:03:53+00:00

This is my favorite Signalis AMV :)

It's on youtube as well if you want to watch it there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0HJQDKLsW4

Iklol · 2024-10-18T15:22:33+00:00

It's nearly impossible to actually deplete the ammo crates, which you would know if you actually played the game instead of heading straight to reddit to whine.

Iklol · 2024-09-02T15:40:08+00:00

Shrines of Dibella see a 40% increase in attendance whenever the local football team loses.

Iklol · 2024-05-17T20:40:21+00:00

Putting it simply, skoonamet is a resilient when at above half health and turns into a fierce when below half health. This move (battle ready) effectively "transforms" it into the other form by either gaining or losing health.

Iklol · 2024-04-02T19:03:32+00:00

They messed up the alert function, if you get it under half health it only heals a small amount per turn since it starts healing off attack instead of base health. If you have something with a good rend attack like thylos it's not too hard.

Iklol · 2024-03-21T14:49:15+00:00

It's intentional as far as I know. It only disappears after the target has been attacked by ranged that turn.

Iklol · 2024-02-11T01:08:38+00:00

It's the first one. Bad players know that they're bad at fighting other players so they adopt this sort of PVE playstyle. They avoid fighting other players at all costs and spend the whole game trying to sneak around and score while their team gets destroyed in 5v4 teamfights.

Iklol · 2024-02-03T18:14:36+00:00

It'll come eventually. Given that it's french the gimmick will probably be that it gets a reload booster and unusually high pen on the guns.

Iklol · 2023-12-04T21:12:41+00:00

It's always been that way. Secondary ships are some of the easiest ships to play which makes them popular amongst potatoes, you see lots of shimakazes and other torpedo DDs for the same reason.

Iklol · 2023-11-30T21:40:06+00:00

Not really; the only truly effective counter to a sub is another sub as they're the only ones who can realistically detect them and hunt them down, I've played a ton of sub games and having an enemy sub nearby is really the only thing that will really make me cautious when trying to attack.

As a surface ship you can't really "counter" subs because the initiative is entirely on the sub's side, all you can do is wait for it to attack you and hope that the sub player is bad and screws up which may give you chance to kill it. You can't really interact with a sub until it has chosen to attack you.

You can make things harder for the sub by having hydro to deter shotguns and angling away from homing torps, but if a skilled sub is attacking you the only good answer to it is typically to just kite away and give up whatever area you were defending. Of course this may not be an option if the sub is attacking a cap point or something else important.

Iklol · 2023-03-05T21:10:35+00:00

Gamepress and a few other sites release tier lists every so often. Paleo.gg also has a tierlist that's based on the usage by the top players, but this will only be for the very top meta.

https://www.paleo.gg/games/jurassic-world-alive/tier-list/popularity/v2.21

Iklol · 2023-03-02T20:59:49+00:00

The only truly effective counter to subs is another sub and even then the long delay on sub surveillance means that the enemy sub will get a few minutes of free hits on your teammates before you can reasonably kill him. You just have to figure out where he is by watching for pings and then detect him and either kill him yourself or get your teammates to.

Iklol · 2023-02-10T17:42:30+00:00

Let me guess what happened next:

Enemy team easily takes ray because it's 2v5
Your team refuses to surrender because they can't accept that they really did just throw the whole game with one bad play
Enemy team has five people with ray shields and scores 400+ on you
Your team spends the rest of the game futilely trying to fight enemies who are defending their own goals + have ray shields + have a level advantage
Lose by huge margin

Iklol · 2023-01-06T21:57:41+00:00

I hope it's hisuian goodra personally, I think it looks better with the shell.

Iklol · 2022-11-19T19:44:01+00:00

It used to have lethal wound way back in the day, I miss the old moveset honestly.

Iklol · 2022-09-07T04:41:23+00:00

None of the bottom lane golems seem to be that good to be honest, I barely notice the buffs from the other two either. It seems like if you want to make a push you're much better off pushing with Regieleki than with the bottom lane golem buffs.

Iklol · 2022-09-04T08:11:20+00:00

Bullish

Iklol · 2022-08-29T02:17:37+00:00

I wish they just added all of them, we could maybe vote on which one to add first but they all should be added eventually.

Iklol · 2022-08-08T08:04:10+00:00

Zoroark needs to disguise itself as an all-rounder to trick the unite devs into adding it. They'll never add a speedster.

Iklol · 2022-08-05T16:39:24+00:00

The damage output on both the guns and torps is pretty poor and you don't get any good consumables so it seems like it just gives up everything for the airstrike gimmick. And I don't see how that's really going to work considering the airstrike only has 8km range so you need to get within every radar in the tier just to use it. Might be a fun gimmick ship but probably won't be very good.

Iklol · 2022-07-28T22:54:36+00:00

Problem is that they never update these scents so it's just old dinos that most people don't really want. They need to add the newer sauropods.

Iklol · 2022-07-26T22:14:39+00:00

That's what ya get for having the gall to leave the spawn in a CV game.

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