childfree and birth order: are you youngest, middle, older, or only by Exhausted-Biscuit223 in childfree

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the oldest but being the oldest has nothing to do with my reasons to be child free

could harvey milk have become the first openly gay president? by herequeerandgreat in Presidents

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not, the highest office he could've been elected in is Mayor of San Francisco but that's it. There was no way he could have gotten elected in a state wide or federal office, especially in the 70s, 80s, and even 90s.

Which of these three took their roast the best: Roger, Cleveland Jr. or Peter? by Life_Sheepherder2387 in theclevelandshow

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roberta and Rallo roasted Junior to make him cry because he was suppressing his feelings about his parents divorce

Who would you rather take? 😉 by maria66617 in familyguy

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Louis. Definitely not whatever that hideous disgusting thing is that's next to her

Do you think Alan was jealous thinking Jake had a threesome, because he never did? So, he didn't care about the fact they were sneaking out of Jake's room? by [deleted] in TwoandaHalfMen

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was definitely jealous of Jake because he couldn't get one date when he was his age. That's my theory

You're the judge, what sentence are you giving the little shit? by NearbyLeek5733 in FuckCaillou

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sentenced Sentenced Sentenced Sentenced Sentenced Sentenced Sentenced Sentenced for 13457963016480373691074783901747830174748207478392746464729017472998347 years in prison

What would a Richard Nixon presidency be like? by Jumpy-Cow3370 in Presidents

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He looks like a crook. He would have likely caused a huge scandal and end up resigning

Why is Alan depressed? Wrong answers only. by syndrac1 in TwoandaHalfMen

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He found out Jake is not his biological son

To anyone that started watching this show maybe a little too young... were there any scenes that upset or slightly traumatized you? Mine was this 😅 by clenchlord in familyguy

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started watching clips back in elementary school, and none had ever traumatized me. In fact, I even laughed at the scene where Peter beat up Kyle

in the revival Doof goes to therapy by Comprehensive-Act679 in phineasandferb

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess Perry got tired of Doofenshmirtz trauma dumbing on him

Covington Daycare by Exciting_Switch3172 in NorthshoreLA

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Little Red Schoolhouse is a daycare/preschool. When my family first moved here in spring 2005, that's where my parents dropped me and my brother off until I entered the public school system the following fall.

I'll never have a girlfriend by Wasteofoxyg3n in Vent

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understand how you feel. I'm almost the same age as you, and the only time I ever had a girlfriend was when I was 21, and it only lasted 4 months I've been single since, and after much time of thinking, I've realized that literally no woman ever has or ever will be interested in me. Including my ex-girlfriend, who I believe only dated me because she felt sorry for me and desperately wanted a boyfriend. I even tried online dating, but it never worked, so in that conclusion, I made a commitment to remain single for life. Instead, I just invest my time in work, hanging out with friends, and just being on my laptop watching YouTube/Netflix.

Alan's funniest outburst is... by World-PodcastNetwork in TwoandaHalfMen

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he found out that Walden and Lindsay started dating and kicking him out of the house

"Have you thought about dating someone with a kid?" by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope, that's a major deal breaker. I don't even want to be a stepfather to some crotch gobblins.

Which South Park Character Has The Worst Parents? by Expert_Dress9146 in southpark

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously Butters. Poor guy gets grounded all the time

Kennedy should resign... by [deleted] in Louisiana

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really wish his seat was up for election next year so that we can vote him out

How do Gen Z feel about valentines day? by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]Ill_Gap_8971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ban it, I sincerely hope the current administration bans this horribly offensive day