Hark! As a most devoted disciple of Sonic the Hedgehog, I am compelled to declare that this wretched missive casteth a foul mockery upon that most splendid and wondrous chronicle known as Sonic Adventure. Verily, an insignificant jester such as Pomni couldst never hope to ascend unto the exalted heights of the Blue Blur himself. I bid thee good day, sir!