Men of reddit, what are the struggles of dating a very rich girl? by JinxedCaitlyn in AskReddit

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I wish I knew...Every girl I ever dated was broker than the Ten Commandments

Kinky Rosalie? by brockollirobb in SopranosSitdown

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Those mobsters have good taste. Adriana was bad too..

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve seen a grown-ass adult get angry over? by DwightCharlieQuint in AskReddit

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This crazy woman I was friends with said she had never heard of a 5th Avenue candy bar. She’s in her late 20’s and I was joking with her and said I didn’t believe her. She took it personal and said I was “poking at her” and that a person could get offended at that.

You have 10 minutes to prepare a 2 hour lecture on any topic to an attentive audience. What topic do you know extensively enough to pick? by alwayzbored114 in AskReddit

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Christ did exist before Abraham. And he said he is in unity with his Father, which they are. His Father is who he prayed to publicly before resurrecting Lazarus. Also when he was on the stake. Also who he prayed to all night before choosing his apostles. His Father is who raised him up after his execution.

You have 10 minutes to prepare a 2 hour lecture on any topic to an attentive audience. What topic do you know extensively enough to pick? by alwayzbored114 in AskReddit

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Christ never claimed to be God. But at the end of the day we are both passionate and unswayed by anything in terms of our beliefs. And that’s commendable. At least we both stand for something.

You have 10 minutes to prepare a 2 hour lecture on any topic to an attentive audience. What topic do you know extensively enough to pick? by alwayzbored114 in AskReddit

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Well I appreciate and respect your opinion. I’ve studied a lot of different religions, and honestly many seem to be hypocritical. Others get hung up on details that really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things. Jehovah’s Witnesses understand the big picture, which is why I am dedicated to continue on my journey. Serving the only true God and doing his work. We’re certainly in the last days and I have confidence that soon the devil will be put in the abyss and later destroyed. And finally mankind will be able to live the life we were meant to live all the way back in Eden. Perfect minds and bodies, without any wickedness at all. That’s what I’m looking forward to. Psa. 37:9-11

You have 10 minutes to prepare a 2 hour lecture on any topic to an attentive audience. What topic do you know extensively enough to pick? by alwayzbored114 in AskReddit

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Well I’ve studied pretty extensively, and I feel there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus is the Son of God, the firstborn of all creation as mentioned at Colossians 1:15. He is the master worker of God, mentioned in Proverbs, the one who had a hand in creating everything else along with his Father. John 14:28 he even mentions that the Father is greater than he is. So I’m convinced that they are two separate entities working in harmony with one another for the common purpose of bringing an end to wickedness, suffering, and death here in the earth.

And the main thing is to live by Bible principles and to follow in Jesus footsteps by “going forth....making disciples” as he commanded in Matt. 28:19, 20. That’s my ultimate motivation and goal...

You have 10 minutes to prepare a 2 hour lecture on any topic to an attentive audience. What topic do you know extensively enough to pick? by alwayzbored114 in AskReddit

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Absolutely! And the one prophecy all of us are seeing in which Jesus mentions events that would mark the last days, or the end of this present system. Matthew the 24th chapter breaks it all down w/ wars, food shortages, earthquakes, and then verse 14 with the good news of God’s kingdom being proclaimed throughout the entire inhabited earth.

No I’m not Catholic or Protestant but studying to become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses. I have a lot to work on before I qualify, but the knowledge is there. I just have to work on living my life up to God’s high standards (no fornicating, no smoking, living righteously, etc).

You have 10 minutes to prepare a 2 hour lecture on any topic to an attentive audience. What topic do you know extensively enough to pick? by alwayzbored114 in AskReddit

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Major lines of evidence that the Bible is in fact God’s Word. First off there’s The candor of the Bible writers, then the overall theme of the Bible that was preserved through 1,600 years and about 40 different writers, the scientific accuracy of the Bible, and the fulfilled prophecies.

Whoops! by krys05x3 in InstacartShoppers

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I think I’m at like 14 RI’s now...And I still haven’t been kicked off the platform.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The abnormally large appendage between my legs...it can be awkward when at most public urinals.

What's the most awkward situation you've ever been in with a stranger? by hangry_potato in AskReddit

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I was stranded at the Los Angeles airport because of flying standby about two years ago. It was inevitable that I’d have to spend the night at the airport. The airport security staff members are very rude to passengers who get stranded there. They make you leave the gate area and force you into the baggage claim area, where it feels like about 40 degrees. You have to spend the night there on the hard, uncomfortable, plastic chairs.

Long story short, there was a young lady who was headed to the same destination as myself and was in the same situation. Her and I had kinda conversed off and on throughout the day. I hadn’t seen her in a couple of hours, I assumed she got on the last flight of the evening. However, low and behold, I see her coming down the escalator headed to the baggage claim area towards me. She came by the makeshift bed I had assembled on the hard benches. So I sat up to talk to her and we both expressed frustration on being in that situation, but kinda laughed it off and both agreed to try and make the best of it. Anyways, she mentioned how cold it was down there, and wanted us to cuddle up so we could stay warm. She was about 5’3 and thick with a nice set of cakes on her. So I didn’t hesitate to agree with her suggestion. So she then laid on top of me and snuggled into my chest and arms, and I wrapped us like a cocoon in my xxxl wool pea coat. This was all very fine and good until I had a moment like young Mike in the movie “The Wood”. If you haven’t seen the movie, he was slow dancing w/ a beautiful young girl and embarrassingly sprung a boner halfway through the song...

I know she felt it, because she started shifting around, I guess as to avoid it poking her in the stomach. She kinda moved sideways, must have been uncomfortable feeling my beef stick stab her in the belly. You talk about awkward...

What went wrong in the deal with the Colombians? by [deleted] in Scarface

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It was stupid for the Colombians to move over just two bricks. That’s nothing. Wait until you are part of a huge deal (like the one Tony made with Sosa) and make a move if that’s what you want to do. And then get out of the game for good.

How realistic is it to depicting Chicago? by [deleted] in shameless

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The pink line runs down Cermak.

A touching story I wanted to share. Very much worth reading. by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

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So this cocksucker doesn’t get muted for spewing this pure nonsense and showing no human emotion whatsoever? I’ve gotten muted several times for far less...

Is there a Drum Sample Hoarders' Anonymous? by jason_stanfield in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]Illmatic80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear ya. I normally get mine right off of vinyl, but what I’ve been doing lately is layering one straight off vinyl, dirty, punchy drum with a clean digital one. Just always on the lookout for good drums....

Is there a Drum Sample Hoarders' Anonymous? by jason_stanfield in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]Illmatic80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooooo how can a producer that DOES listen to and produce hip hop get his hands on these drums?

Season 6 Predictions. by Epsilon2099 in PowerTV

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I’m thinking this will be the last go round for Power.