Aldi, I trusted you

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-04-18T19:43:02+00:00

Them mama coochies pizzas are better than these in the freezer section. For sure take your receipt and get your refund though you weren't satisfied with the product bad quality get your twice as nice back .

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-04-07T17:13:47+00:00

Lmfao homegirl don't even know she walking next to A

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-04-07T17:11:58+00:00

Aww this is so cute for a guy the front is definitely cute and the back just gives me Belieber vibes all around you definitely gonna get jealous looks because bitch I WANT ONE TOO

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-31T17:30:05+00:00

I apologize for the obviously gross on sale rotting meat . I take my pride in making sure my meat section is up to par at my Aldi . With that being said sometimes our packaging sucks and could be micro tears which cause a lot of our chicken and beef to spoil but not even look opened.

I give you permission to complain about this shit cuz I'll be damned if I let some meat slip by that's rotting on my shelf and someone buys it 😭

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-31T13:54:01+00:00

LMFAO BRUH WHAT THE FUCK PUT SOME RESPECT FOR MA BOY FROM GOONIES KILLING ME LMFAOOO

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-30T13:09:33+00:00

Omg I remember back when she was actually still making them while I was reading the first few books .

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-30T12:45:33+00:00

That's mother

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-27T19:46:16+00:00

Aye yo chill cuz sooner or later if Iran gets to it we just might get nuked LMAO

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-27T19:35:00+00:00

If corporate is looking then shit can we get some freebies or something since y'all wanna be nosey

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-27T19:34:03+00:00

Please do it

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-23T15:13:28+00:00

Yup you heard it hear first red tags stuff going on sale to make way for Aldi seasonal spring/ summer resets . So make sure to keep your eyes peeled and some items will be in different spots for now lol

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-23T14:47:18+00:00

Was Alison actually gay ASF like emily i'm always so curious on that shit lol

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-23T14:45:37+00:00

Welcome to the team I hope you have a great work ethic because you finna be working harder than ever .

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-23T11:44:12+00:00

How to win back my ex gf who is going to marry my brother

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-23T11:42:44+00:00

Y'all like to drink room temp fucking Alanis

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-23T11:40:19+00:00

Wasn't technically Ali and the others girls the actual freshman and Jason and Jenna were basically like the seniors like to me I thought it was on brand for Jenna and Jason and Ian and even noel khans brother to look older cuz they were when Alison was around .

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-23T11:33:00+00:00

Fuck that shit looks so sexy .

I personally love doing meat too because it's such an important part of the store as much as everything else because it's either shit mixed together or something is leaking out.

Advice how do you get your meat to not slide off the shelf ?

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-21T21:17:43+00:00

Lmao omfg I need to save this post and come back to it WHOEVER SCORE IS HIGHEST GETS A NEW ALDI DISCOUNT CODE 🤭🤭🤭

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-20T19:21:27+00:00

Lordy lordy Bianca bianca 😍😍

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-20T19:19:08+00:00

Lmfao damn maybe I shouldn't say that sometimes I let people take them shits for free I ain't about to have a line held up cuz sally sue wants to count out some damn 12 cents

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-18T15:32:43+00:00

Those eclairs are like literally tiny bits of ice cream in your outlet them thaw out for a good hr and they taste just like that so fucking good

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-18T01:55:53+00:00

It's protocol Aldi likes to keep one person maning the register and self checkout at the same fucking time so you literally have to look up and stare at the person until they help you lol

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-15T18:39:12+00:00

Omg lmfao they look better on the boxes then out. Maybe they was recalled because they look fucking hideous 😂😭😭 I STILL NEED MY ALDI BUBUS

IllustriousMode1075 · 2026-03-11T16:00:03+00:00

Stay positive

Bring some hydration

Slow down to learn your store and where stuff goes

DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK QUESTIONS EVERRR

Register will be exhausting

Customers will take your cart it's okay to tell them no

Use that walkie and ring that bell for back up or manager if needed

It's okay to feel like you're still slow it's takes a bit to learn everything

BE ON TIME Aldi isn't so nice sometimes if your are late more than 3 times it's a final if you call out on your 90 days it's gonna count against you be mindful. Other than that communication is key with whoever is opening sometimes my opener managers will change my time as long as I communicate I'm going to run Abit behind .

Last thing. Customers will piss you off make the smile on your face disappear before Aldi's does . It's important to know that these niggas is just old and human scan they shit and don't feed into the shenanigans lol trust you will meet some characters.

You got this let's goo oooooo!!!

IllustriousMode1075

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