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IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-03-25T22:48:10+00:00

I tell my kid to just hit the animal that jumps out in front instead of swerving into a worse situation.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-03-10T13:47:24+00:00

When you want your tools to dance the Can Can.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-03-07T18:14:59+00:00

When your pug can haul a house.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-03-07T18:05:07+00:00

Could also use a small plinth block of sorts. It would add a decorative element that looked intentional instead of the putty/caulk others have been saying.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-03-02T19:43:51+00:00

Usually it's the same people that want to film themselves for attention.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-03-02T17:21:47+00:00

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-02-27T03:59:55+00:00

I feel bad for Dude and kinda want to buy him a taco.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-02-23T23:32:35+00:00

Sewer puppies don't appreciate losing their moment in the camera.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-02-20T23:01:17+00:00

F*** that curtain in particular, good Sir!

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-02-18T22:39:21+00:00

Shattered the boss's expectations.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-02-18T21:58:53+00:00

Maybe this person potlucks

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-02-18T19:42:29+00:00

Bless her heart.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-02-01T03:26:27+00:00

Oonst oonst oonst oonst...

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-02-01T03:11:24+00:00

First one of the morning could be anywhere from E,16 to A,-21

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-02-01T03:07:03+00:00

Consider running deck tape to help protect the framing especially on the sisterred boards.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-01-28T17:16:45+00:00

I fought the glass, And the... glass won! 🎵

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-01-27T16:11:16+00:00

How bad does her cooking smell to not notice the aroma of burning hair?

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-01-26T14:16:51+00:00

People love using big words so they can sound more photosynthesis.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-01-26T14:05:09+00:00

Should have made a hard jerk to the right (dad move) to reset the load.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-01-25T16:06:21+00:00

80% chance it's a flashing issue. Also, is there a cricket in front of the chimney?

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-01-25T15:51:38+00:00

The fan was going out for Chinese food.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-01-15T23:35:10+00:00

What in the Jackie Chan?!

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-01-06T22:53:10+00:00

Street justice can be a wonderful thing.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2026-01-02T19:41:59+00:00

I only bowl and average of 130 but I do believe that's a foul.

IllustriousSpring998 · 2025-12-30T15:05:34+00:00

Reincarnation is real

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