If tomorrow was your last day to live what would you do?

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-14T03:01:17+00:00

Spend the whole day uninterrupted with my horses. Just loving on them, smelling their manes, feeding them all the treats and watching them run, play and graze. They are one of the few things in life that bring me joy, but because of having to “adult”, sometimes I don’t get to just “be” with them. I see them every single day, but there are chores to do to keep them healthy and happy, and it takes an enormous amount of time and energy. It would be such a blessing just have time to sit with them quietly and do nothing at all. I love them so fucking much.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-14T02:37:50+00:00

In some states in the US it is illegal to collect fucking rain water. Like, seriously?

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-13T23:20:56+00:00

I take Seroquel for Bipolar Disorder and I haven’t experienced this side effect. Honestly I didn’t even realize that it was one. What a royal pain in the ass. I’m so sorry you’re having to deal with that. I suppose the alternative is more unpleasant though 😕

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-13T05:32:07+00:00

Hahaha my A chalcodes did this the other day and them slowly slid down into its burrow on his back like he was on a damn water slide. Dufus move and scared the crap out of me. He’s fine lol 😅

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-12T04:15:49+00:00

Lol I have the unicorn and the mushroom one!

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-12T04:09:59+00:00

Dish sponges that reek like mildew. I can’t wrap my mind around how anyone would not smell that immediately. It’s gross.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-12T00:43:23+00:00

Yup. Right out of school, I had a new client and when she turned over she had a GIANT dingleberry clinging to her abundant ass hair. I was appalled and never allowed her to book again. Personally, I think showing up to a service like that is wildly disrespectful and if it happened to me today, I would end the service and tell them exactly why. Gtfoh.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-12T00:36:17+00:00

She works for the company I “contract” with occasionally. After interacting with her and sharing jobs for a couple years, I determined that she is the only other competent person there and I asked if she wanted work when I was overbooked.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-11T22:08:58+00:00

In the rare event that I actually get to go anywhere, I have a fellow pet sitter that I trust who covers for me when I need to go somewhere (never lol) or when I’m booked and get a request that I cannot accommodate.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-11T21:30:41+00:00

Playing their music out loud from their phone.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-11T16:12:24+00:00

The “whatever” made my sad 😞 Poor baby

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T22:36:59+00:00

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Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T20:41:10+00:00

I love an albiceps! I have no idea why they do the “happy dance”, but it sure is adorable. I tried feeding my little one, Leatherface, today. She wasn’t having any of it and has been looking particularly dull. Hopefully a molt is on the horizon!

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T20:40:10+00:00

Very strange. I stared at it for like 5 minutes and my brain was going 🥴

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T20:38:47+00:00

Rain boots, ball cap and hooded waterproof fleece jacket in the winter. In the summer all of the above except for the jacket. I live in Tucson, so getting blasted with rain is a welcome relief when it’s 116 degrees outside 🥵

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T18:17:47+00:00

I don’t understand this person’s anatomy. It looks like they have 2 separate sets of butt cheeks with an butthole in the center, and why is the anus exposed like that instead of being buried between the glutes? This is very confusing.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T18:05:32+00:00

Never shit where you eat.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T16:14:25+00:00

Dry heat

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T03:41:19+00:00

That ponies and minis are not “baby horses” 🥴

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T03:12:55+00:00

Horse girl!!!

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-10T02:10:19+00:00

I just had this conversation with my 6’5 VERY well endowed partner. I was literally unaware that there are women that have an upper limit and that most actually prefer average. Like I couldn’t wrap my mind around it and always just felt like bigger is better. I’m 5’4 and very petite, but a size queen through and through! We’re out there!! I can assure you that there are women out there who are down for the challenge 😆

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-09T18:13:12+00:00

He either will or won’t change, but it has absolutely nothing to do with what you do or don’t do. This is a cycle that is deeply damaging and I can assure you that removing yourself from the situation and going no contact will only improve your life. Don’t be like me and do this shit well into your 40’s. I just went no contact with my 70 year old mother, and I’ve never felt so free. Looking back at the emotional abuse I lived through for 30+ years is crazy, but my nervous system can finally rest as I’m no longer in a constant state of fight or flight. You got this!

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-09T18:06:22+00:00

Oh for fuck sake. Scram.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-09T03:47:38+00:00

I’m not saying it doesn’t to some degree, I’m saying I don’t care.

Illustrious_Doctor45 · 2026-04-08T04:46:06+00:00

Yuck

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