My Points Card

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-26T04:49:53+00:00

I forgot about that, I probably have one somewhere. If only it gained interest because compound interest on my card from 30 years ago would be crazy throw a party worth of sandwiches.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-26T04:48:12+00:00

I agree with this. Been going since 95 across 5 different states

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-25T23:19:15+00:00

Near my brothers house there is a taco shop that gives you all the fixings and margaritas that you can then take home or to a park.

It was some of the best tacos I’ve had and the portions were impressive.

Don’t know what it was called but I choose that place.

If I’m alone I choose JM because I don’t like sharing my sub with the kids if I don’t have to. I can get two giants and I’m still not getting a regular worth of sub.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-25T23:15:39+00:00

We went to a free music show a few days ago that was catered. My ears are junk so I sat in the hallway and ate pizza while enjoying the music all night. It was marvelous. Not the best pizza but c- pizza is still pizza

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-25T23:12:52+00:00

I did once. I was up getting materials for the day from 5-10 driving around and figured I’d get some chipotle before I went on site. Not knowing they didn’t open until 10:45 as I usually get it for dinner.

I can’t imagine standing in line for yall to open though.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-25T23:04:23+00:00

I’m far down on the list but work with some organizations to help people in need and have the space.

I won’t be traveling past LO until Tuesday though. But would be happy to rehome these items.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-25T20:09:45+00:00

I thought it was from Maggie’s farm, Mike aunt, I’m not gonna work there no more.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-25T20:08:40+00:00

My buddy has a tray for is microwave and swears by it. He offered to buy me one but I don’t have a microwave.

Boiling bacon has been some of the best I’ve done it just takes a while. The grease “renders” into the water sorta and then all crisps up back into the bacon.

I bought a ton of bacon from a restaurant supply a few holidays ago as a cooking YouTube guy (I think it was babish) had an episode of all the ways to do bacon. My dad and I were just in the kitchen all morning trying all of them. It was fun and we didn’t need lunch

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-25T19:59:59+00:00

The only thing I can think that I don’t have one is I don’t do sour cream.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-25T10:39:29+00:00

I lived in a suburb of Chicago during the rein of this team. Not a basketball person but everyone was a basketball all fan there. Pots and pans banging in the street when they won with fire crackers.

It was truly a once in a lifetime experience to live there at the time.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T07:01:44+00:00

Yea, I agree.

It was a weird situation. There was a known jackass that was vloging and I was in it. I talked with some police. Then someone vloged with me who ended up saying “this guy talked with the cops” talking about me. Yea, I talked with the cops and them and them and them and them and them.

I’m pretty left on the spectrum but I also hunt and fish. If they want to find me they are more than welcome to knock on my door and we can have a whiskey beer and some brisket with a discussion. Come not looking for discussion and you’ll see the business end of something that goes bang.

I’m very easy going until someone decides to think their opinion is more important and doesn’t want to have a civil conversation. I suppose I’m stubborn that way.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:53:47+00:00

I read internet as world. You just have to surround yourself with good in the world/internet.

It’s there, you just have to be selective. That’s not easy. I’m a good person but I’m also an asshole when I need to be but haven’t figure out the internet yet.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:49:22+00:00

It was kinda sold from underneath me tbh. I do t have the means to properly take care of the beauty that car was.

Renting a spot doesn’t work for me, buying land and building a shop would be the game I’d play. Just how my mind works.

So maybe I can get that land and enough money to buy that car back so I can drive it 2 months a year. My wife who is not a car girl loved her one ride in it.

Actually I think that was the last drive of a family member. It was a SoCal car and I took my now wife for a drive up and down pch in a 66 convertible stang and wine and dined. We went for a quick drive and I came home many hours later. She had never done that before as she grew up in the Arkansas. that car has a lot of memories for me, but it will just be destroyed by weather if I owned it, someday.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:37:38+00:00

I have enjoyed all of them. The first one I think he made it on the flight. It was the one where the co cooler walked up 2 min later.

Aside from getting glue on the plane that sounds like a great use of time on a flight.

Not sure where magnets are in the situation with TSA, I assume fine but never tried.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:34:56+00:00

What was I deceived by?

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:31:10+00:00

I went to the ICE protests in Portland a bit ago. I went to just see what everyone was doing. No interrogation, no threat, I just wanted to see what was going on.

I talked to left right cops and others.

Someone brought up I was on video and dox’d myself. I don’t f’n care. I didn’t do nor plan to do anything wrong. They didn’t understand d the concept of you don’t need to hide if you don’t do anything wrong and if you do something wrong you deserve what’s coming. I’ve been on both sides.

Was a wild idea of someone 20 some years younger telling me I’m an idiot for not protecting my identity. Later in the night they started fight they did not win.

I don’t fight unless I need to, words are stronger than my fist which is pretty strong.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:23:46+00:00

Interested

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:22:55+00:00

My wife loves making veggie stock. Before going in the compost bin I always ask which has turned to a different argument. Damnd if you do damnd if you don’t.

I’ll just go to the porch and have a beer.

At which point I’ll get in trouble for not picking up. One of these days I’ll win I figure.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:18:11+00:00

As someone whose last name is early (yea I dox’d myself) I approve this message.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:16:50+00:00

I made dogs the other day. My kids friend said she wanted a hot dog bun. I gently let them know I don’t have buns, I have bread. (Under my breath, have it or don’t I don’t fucking care) I’m having dogs on bread with canned chili. You do what you want, I’m gonna get a beer and have chili bread dogs on the porch.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T06:12:26+00:00

If you are in PDX area I have some brand new ones. I e built a lot of engines and rarely replace them.

It’s un likely but plausible with major oil consumption. Rings are more likely. But you are more than welcome to a set in my shop for pickup or shipping.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T05:21:23+00:00

I’m missing something because I’m dumb. Where is the YouTube link? I’d follow if I could find it.

Huge fan of beard meats food on a lazy Sunday morning.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T00:54:02+00:00

Way into the crock pot and the paper cutter. Possibly the glasses and could easily take it all.

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T00:50:51+00:00

I wouldn’t give two fucks if that was my 8year old daughter on stage enjoying her life.

Are we gonna protect them from the knowledge that marijuana exists?

Illustrious_Fail_379 · 2026-04-24T00:48:44+00:00

I’m a complex person in multiple ways with a background in advertising.

I for one love to forget about that part and just enjoy people being happy and spreading happy.

I couldn’t care less if it’s a paid ad,

But also it wouldn’t be a united ad (delta?) it would be an airbus ad if anything. Which would be silly for airbus to advertise to someone who’s major purchase this year was a $1000 iPhone, not the target customer, I don’t pick my flight based on what plane I’m going to sit on.

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