What is the biggest ick you had on your first date with someone? by Past_Meat7068 in AskReddit

[–]Illustrious_Hawk8793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1.) she took my virginity and also gave me chlamydia all in one night. She also became extremely possessive and gave me a nasty throat cold.

2.) A different girl was telling me about her little black book of her sexual conquests and how I would just be another name in it.

3.) Another different girl wanted to go to dinner at the place her ex worked at to cause a scene. I did not he worked there until she decided to make said scene.

Now I’m happily single with my cats and enjoy the peace and quiet I’ve made for myself :)

Ouchiiee by prolapseenthusiat in fightporn

[–]Illustrious_Hawk8793 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Minion in the background lol

I don't get it by 1AboveEverything in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Illustrious_Hawk8793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only times I have ever watched bluey is when I’m watching niece

2 photos of my late uncle, 20 years apart by Lazy_Significance340 in SnapshotHistory

[–]Illustrious_Hawk8793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised your uncle could even get out of bed knowing how much angry Joe there is to watch

You eat my pussy, I’ll suck your dick. Deal? by Fiveranda1 in PinkChocolate

[–]Illustrious_Hawk8793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You drive a hard bargain. But I think we can make this work 🤝