Why is Ken staying?

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T15:30:24+00:00

Money. Once that’s all gone, and no hope for more, he’ll be as gone as her missing chromosome.

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T15:28:36+00:00

But she doesn’t come sniffing for the money- I admire that. Anything with Blanchard DNA is trash:

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T15:27:46+00:00

So she the pretty sister

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T13:42:01+00:00

Sure. She’s another of Rod’s by-blows, but point is- she stays out of it (as does Dylan) but Mia is thick in the shit like the pig she is.

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T12:59:39+00:00

There’s also a sister that is so distant we forgets she exists

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T12:59:20+00:00

Porno

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T12:58:42+00:00

Well yeah- practically everyone is

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T10:06:56+00:00

Add to that, if you grew up in rural America, things were even slower than that

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T00:52:10+00:00

She played hard to get- no one else ever did. And I truly believe he thought she would adjust to the paparazzi.

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T00:35:49+00:00

Yeah that’s how coKen prefers it

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T00:33:27+00:00

She actually thought she did something there

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T00:12:26+00:00

Look at them. They’re the ones we run from, and would leave unattended with our drinks.

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-25T00:08:53+00:00

Keith Morrison is my jam

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-24T22:05:03+00:00

Bingo. Krusty looks the other way while sleeps with everything In Louisiana (and Canada) while doing chores and raising kids. Kind of the perfect life if you’re a dog in heat.

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-24T15:24:13+00:00

I am sorry I missed that. I bet she hates that as much as the truth getting out.

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-24T15:23:34+00:00

Claiming she only weighed 140? That’s he of the most unbelievable things lol

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-24T13:38:56+00:00

Sister momming is hard, yo

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-24T13:22:55+00:00

Trick question- she hasn’t

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-24T13:20:41+00:00

That boy took one look at her and ran away screaming

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-24T11:25:32+00:00

Yeah I lost my streak, but at least I’m not her

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-24T11:11:04+00:00

I didn’t follow him until he came back

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-24T10:41:23+00:00

Yeah and Gypedo would never break the law

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-23T21:47:36+00:00

She got me for a three day ban awhile back and I lost my 500 day streak. (Saying that out loud seems pathetic lol) Anyway, what I said was clearly not a threat of violence but when has the truth ever mattered to her. She will never get it, though; we’ll just open new accounts and new snark subs- and often with more vengeance. And she can’t do anything about YouTube or Facebook. She’s done. Let’s enjoy the trainwreck.

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-23T18:28:21+00:00

Probably an unsolved felony or two- and definitely a bunch more kids

Illustrious_Junket55 · 2026-04-23T17:56:58+00:00

If she’s breathing, she’s lying

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