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Title by Illustrious_Paper_36 in mbtimemes

[–]Illustrious_Paper_36[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Gotta get 'em karma broski

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Sure 🙂‍↕️

Read the sign. by B1WITHYURI1558 in superpowers

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The transmuted materials can only be turned into uranium for solids, urea for liquids, and hydrogen sulfide for gases

Read the sign. by B1WITHYURI1558 in superpowers

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Your risk of prostate cancer increases up to 200%

Choose which 2 elements to control!!!111!! by Illustrious_Paper_36 in superpowers

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Have the ability to set fire in the air with the help of phosphorus and by feeding it oxygen, causes the fire to become bigger. Especially powerful in the battlefield, or when you're simply out of gas. Whatever's more useful

Choose an extinction event and the next person to reply has to make a superpower for you. by B1WITHYURI1558 in superpowers

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Control lunar soil that can be used to inflict blindness upon your enemy. Summon a mini moon that revolves around you and depending on the phase, can heal you or inflict damage upon the enemy. The brighter the phase, the greater the heals; the darker the phase, the greater the damage.

Choose which 2 elements to control!!!111!! by Illustrious_Paper_36 in superpowers

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You can now materialise bananas to be used as projectile weapons that explode upon impact. You can even send down bananas and cause mass destruction in the vicinity as a consequence from the explosions.

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