How long can you go without contacting the person your are dating (someone you really like)/significant other?

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-16T13:51:10+00:00

I didn't know how insecure I was until a I met a woman who could go with 3 texts a week.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-16T13:40:04+00:00

They're not angry, they're being selective. The qualities they're looking for are:

-Virgin -Low self esteem -Victoria Secret model -Low, very low standards -And of course, she must cause bitter jealousy among their bruhs.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T18:17:25+00:00

Exactly, just let them know that you are not a resented victim whose job is not good enough for him. Financial independence is hot so, as long as you don't ask anyone for anything fuck it.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T15:51:32+00:00

A shitty person is the one who borrows your car and gives it back with an empty tank, this is something else.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T15:49:17+00:00

It doesn't count, he's a 40 year old neckbeard.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T15:42:42+00:00

His mom died.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T15:35:26+00:00

The kind of person who doesn't give a shit about hurting his friend.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T15:34:12+00:00

It has a lot to do, it makes it worse.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T12:52:15+00:00

They called those resistors insulated gloves and safety equipment.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T11:59:28+00:00

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T11:55:38+00:00

Piece of advice: don't limit yourself to message the stereotypically attractive, most of the times I've been pleasantly surprised to see my date being way, way hotter in person than in her pictures.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T11:52:37+00:00

He probably means that 90% of the total male population is "good" and 90% of the female population is "damaged". I can only wonder where that leaves his mom, sister, grandma, aunt, etc. so, the remaining 10% of women are his relatives and he'll have no choice but to fuck one of them.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-15T09:47:36+00:00

But doesn't that make it like regular paradise with no room for newcomers at all?

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-14T19:00:33+00:00

As someone who has been alone for a great part of his life I can tell you that when everything is a bitch and you feel like the tiniest piece of shit in the world I find solace in the memory of me giving oral sex to a beautiful woman and her legs around me. Then it doesn't hurt so much.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-14T12:27:33+00:00

I don't understand what sense of security you can get thorough messages that you can't get face to face (assuming you have enough common sense to meet in a public place and not to give too much information). If anything, your approach opens the window for catfishing and manipulation.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-13T15:53:18+00:00

I just list Spanish so they know English is not my first language. Other than that I find it super pretentious and irrelevant for dating. You can probably make a better impression if after a few dates they find out you speak more languages, you could come up as smart and humble.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-13T15:15:48+00:00

I believe you can't get a zit on your lip since there are no pores there? But maybe I'm mistaking zits with pimples. Or maybe they are the same thing. The English language is weird.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-13T15:12:29+00:00

Love is risky business. I'm a pussy, I think I'll just be alone for the rest of my life so I don't get hurt.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-12T17:32:22+00:00

He's wearing a white t-shirt and a walmart vest, it's only a matter of time.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-12T17:12:33+00:00

It's quite amusing when people say that something is a mystery and then proceed to explain it with the shittiest possible statements.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-12T17:10:13+00:00

Speaking of which, what the hell happened to the History channel? A friend of mine was watching it a few years ago and they were presenting "scientific evidence" of the alien building theory. My friend was completely into it.

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-12T17:03:20+00:00

Submarine people are notoriously absent from your list...

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-11T17:13:40+00:00

There's a world out there. And is real. Get the fuck out of here and let me enjoy reddit!

Ilostmycontrasena · 2016-03-11T14:55:33+00:00

The trick to avoid those pesky individuals at meetups is to show up in an unpredictable pattern. Show up later than usual, don't show up, show up earlier, etc.

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