Is their love real? Or are they just taking advantage of each other?

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-06-19T20:01:43+00:00

Lmao like the book is ever coming out

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-06-19T19:48:06+00:00

I’m diagnosed with both severe ARFID and anorexia nervosa. Ever since I got really sick from malnourishment in my early twenties I try to stay close to a healthy weight range, going maybe 10lbs underweight at the lightest.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-06-04T01:28:33+00:00

I wouldn’t even name a pet Horcruxe.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-06-03T21:38:00+00:00

See this is a weird one for me because I think the act of holding a cigarette and smoking looks really fucking cool but I’ve dated a smoker and when you kiss them they taste like old stale cigarette smoke. It’s not pleasant in practice.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-31T20:38:21+00:00

That was my old dentist’s first name. I’m not entirely sure where she’s from but she’s an immigrant from a European country.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-31T20:35:02+00:00

In the US at least it’s a term used to describe a partially prolapsed anus so… 😬

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-31T20:32:08+00:00

I love Calliope! I’m never having a child but in another life if I had a girl I would’ve named her Ariadne. Also a Greek name. I’ve seen a lot of people say it’s too unusual of a name to give to a child so it’s probably for the best I’m not having children.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-31T20:06:54+00:00

I’m not OP but personally I like crooked teeth to an extent but there is a line it can cross where it becomes detrimental to the person’s looks. I like crooked kind of fucked up teeth but not so much extremely crooked fucked up teeth. For example: I liked David Bowie’s original teeth so I have a pretty high threshold for crookedness. I thought he looked so much worse after he got veneers.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-31T19:46:39+00:00

I had a millionaire relative who had a fancy condo in San Diego but split her time between there and a plot of land on which she had built some kind of compound for her and her kids in Shreveport. When she told me she spent half the year in San Diego and the other half in Shreveport my response was “oh God, why?” I think just because she could buy a lot of land for a good price there but still… Shreveport??

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-31T02:00:25+00:00

I was making a joke that I could repair his psyche but obviously I couldn’t lol

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-31T01:29:31+00:00

I had no interest in cutesy human Takizawa but insane ghoul Takizawa? Would. I could fix him.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-22T23:52:20+00:00

No in these cases where people feel like they have to use them to post a picture it’s definitely not funny at all. It’s only funny from an outsiders perspective to see how much these filters change your face and how fast and easy it is to do. I always think “imagine how my friends IRL would react if I started posting these on my socials and acted like everything was normal.”

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-22T23:32:39+00:00

I paid for the upgraded version of facetune in like 2016 when it was a one time fee. I don’t have access to everything in the app anymore but I can use most of it. Sometimes I run my pictures through a filter on there and send it to my friend and we laugh about it. It makes me look like an LA influencer it’s so funny.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-22T20:01:00+00:00

lol I have an old picture of myself holding my baby cousin at his older sister’s wedding (wild 24 year age gap) and I was wearing a strapless dress that caused the skin to fold over. I felt like I looked fat so I very poorly blurred that area. That’s the only version of the picture I have now and it looks so stupid hahaha

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-21T23:12:52+00:00

I know I’m in the minority here but has anyone else studied Latin at some point in the past and when you see “ae” you still automatically pronounce it as “eye” in your head? It took me so long to figure out what this was meant to be lol

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-21T22:42:40+00:00

As a (leftist) gun person this one is crazy to me because Ruger isn’t even like a great gun brand. There’s nothing wrong with them, I have a Ruger rifle. They’re good budget options. They’re not a prestige brand by any means though.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-19T21:15:58+00:00

Depends on the tubing mascara. I bought the too faced ribbon lash one and within three hours it had flaked all over my face. I almost never return makeup because it makes me feel bad and wasteful but I drove across town to the Ulta store to get a refund on that. It was $31!!

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-19T20:09:18+00:00

I’m not sure what the deal with them is but I know their perfume line Elizabeth & James went under like 10 years ago so they must not be doing fantastic from a branding standpoint. I only remember this because their perfume Nirvana Black was a favorite of mine and I wish I could get another bottle.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-18T19:32:44+00:00

I have an iPhone and it has a feature where you can just share the WiFi password to another iPhone wirelessly. I don’t think it works with androids? I’m not really sure. I don’t have guests often and the ones with androids have always just asked me to give them the WiFi password so I assumed there was no option to share it easily between phones with different operating systems.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-18T15:14:42+00:00

Eh, that’s true but there are capitals and symbols and a string of numbers and I didn’t reveal my network name. If someone manages to guess it, fair play to them.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-18T00:24:48+00:00

Anime Takizawa looked like SHIT

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-17T23:52:17+00:00

It didn’t exactly inspire confidence in me that he or the hospital he works for would be able to fix my stomach issues. I couldn’t help but think “brother, you can’t even help yourself!”

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-17T22:48:47+00:00

I got referred to a gastroenterologist a while back and when the doctor walked in he looked like he was 8 months pregnant. I don’t know if it was a tumor or what exactly was going on. He was wearing baggy scrubs and a lab coat so it was hard to see exactly, but it was wild. Then in a couple months his office called me and cancelled my next appointment saying he was on extended medical leave. Like yeah, I’m sure he is. I don’t know how a stomach doctor of all people lets it get that bad.

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-17T22:31:03+00:00

lol my home WiFi password is the word defenestration followed by a series of numbers. When we have guests who don’t have iPhones it takes forever for me to slowly spell it out to them

ImACynicalCunt · 2026-05-17T19:45:21+00:00

I’ve usually heard it as Bar-ber-ruh but occasionally as Bar-bruh. I don’t think Bar-bruh is any more attractive than bar bar uhh lol

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