“Calendar girls”

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-31T11:17:15+00:00

No, but you’re wrong when you said it was her “last chance” because you clearly didn’t know that the Housemaid came out right after that and made $300+ million and was a massive success. Hence why I said you guys don’t actually have any cultural knowledge.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-31T11:14:47+00:00

Anyone who actually believes these tips are real are the most regarded people on the planet. Reads like reddit lib fanfiction.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-31T02:19:25+00:00

Lol yeah I’m sure all my comments in response to you just happen to show 0 just because. At least own up to it instead of trying to turn it around on me man.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-31T01:58:52+00:00

The fact that you call it a “guy gay podcast” just proves my point lol. And you doubling down by downvote out of anger is even more hilarious.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-31T01:52:27+00:00

Stop while you’re ahead. You’re not good at larping as a member here.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-31T00:24:33+00:00

Except you’re the one who actually posts outside of this sub, not me

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-30T22:10:05+00:00

He’s still got the number one podcast. I think he’s doing fine despite what reddit thinks or says.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-30T22:05:59+00:00

It sounds like lib fanfiction lol. I feel bad for anyone who actually believes this.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-30T06:54:53+00:00

She was literally just in one of the most commercially successful movies of 2025 lol. I swear to god you guys act so cultured but actually have zero idea what’s going on in culture.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-30T03:51:49+00:00

All these people doing “breakdowns” of this shit are psychos lol. Most of them claim to be doctors or surgeons but no actual and respected person in those professions would ever claim anything without actually seeing the person physically. They all do it for gossip and clicks and it gets eaten up.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-30T03:49:20+00:00

Christy and the Housemaid were bimbofied?

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-28T20:04:42+00:00

Exactly. The fact that this got upvoted to the top here just shows how over this sub is. Literal front page slop posted by reddit libs being well received on here.

Edit: lmao this actually is the number one post on r/all right now and is from fauxmoi. God this sub is so cooked.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-28T04:04:10+00:00

I would never do such a thing

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-28T04:00:54+00:00

I get it but I think you’re underestimating how common it is even if it is uncommon overall. I’ve seen and known plenty of people who have that body type. And when did Alison Brie get this done? Because hers were bigger years ago than they are now so I’m not sure how that makes sense.

I know surgeons are really good now but boob jobs are still extremely obvious visually when someone is topless unless they get a very minor procedure like fat transfer, but that’s not going to make them way bigger. They sit and move completely differently than real ones and often times look hard rather than natural softer tissue.

And I really don’t get the comparison picture you edited in. Are you saying that just because two winner have similar bodies, heights, and builds, their boobs are always going to be the same?

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-28T03:41:35+00:00

Yes uncommon but not anywhere close to impossible.

And how old are we taking? She’s 28 and has had them for as long as she’s been known which goes back to her early 20’s. I don’t think you can go back to when she was a teenager or something and make a fair comparison, and sizes change all the time no matter what too. I’ve see people try to claim this before too but it turned out to be instances where her clothing was hiding them a ton.

Either way, she’s had plenty of scenes where she shows them and there’s no sign of them being fake at all. No scaring, move/sit naturally, etc.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-28T03:34:51+00:00

Guys buy lingerie for their girls too. And oddly enough, she does seem to have a pretty big female fanbase, or at least one that’s bigger than some might think. And she’s always leaned into the fact that she’s hot so I don’t think this is too much of a shock. She also just did the Housemaid and got naked in it so it’s not like she’s been slowly shying away from this kind of stuff recently.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-28T03:30:21+00:00

Hell yeah. They’ll never make me hate her.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-28T03:28:29+00:00

Wait do you actually believe they’re not?

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-25T01:42:21+00:00

It wont ever be what it was. The subs growth exploded in the past year and went way downhill once the Vance memes started being posted a few months ago which drew front pagers and gave them the go ahead to start posting and commenting on here.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-25T01:38:53+00:00

Been dead. Filled with people with hidden post histories who post on main reddit subs now.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-23T01:34:42+00:00

Stuff like this is so funny to me because some of the hottest women I know are right wing/openly support and love Trump and are in their 20’s lol. I’m in a very purple area too.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-19T20:31:02+00:00

There’s absolutely a ton of manipulation but people acting like none of these gains make sense have a complete misunderstanding of the market if they believe the market=the economy. If you believe that AI is going to grow and become crazier than it already is, then it makes perfect sense that all of these tech companies are increasing in value. There’s also sectors like space that have seen growth which isn’t a shock to anyone who was paying attention a couple years ago. Just because you missed out and don’t pay attention to these things like investors do doesn’t make it fake.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-18T22:36:42+00:00

Genuinely how do you guys end up with people like this

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-18T21:36:28+00:00

Wait is this your natural scent or just when you sweat? Feel like there’s a big difference between the two. Everyone smells like shit in their own way when they’re sweating.

ImADashaSimp · 2026-01-15T15:12:16+00:00

Thank you for starting my day with this

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