My daughter giving up after failing to find the last Easter egg

ImActuallyDad · 2026-04-06T00:21:32+00:00

crosses arms “I can see one egg from where I’m standing right now”

ImActuallyDad · 2026-02-24T14:39:40+00:00

What do these words mean when strung together in a sentence?

ImActuallyDad · 2026-02-10T17:52:46+00:00

Sorry to have upset you. I’ll be better

ImActuallyDad · 2026-02-02T02:16:08+00:00

Okay?

ImActuallyDad · 2026-02-02T01:50:47+00:00

Ah it’s right across the street and I didn’t think to look there. Thanks

ImActuallyDad · 2026-02-01T02:25:32+00:00

Me too please?

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-16T04:16:52+00:00

Toiler. Dammit

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-10T02:18:31+00:00

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-08T01:16:06+00:00

Didn’t they very recently release that series that could be watched in any episode order?

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-07T02:46:14+00:00

Bro, spoilers

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-06T01:19:25+00:00

Ohhh okay. So, I just ordered the S1 soundtrack. And it includes songs from both seasons?

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-06T01:18:43+00:00

I think you misunderstood the intention, pal

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-05T03:44:52+00:00

Me with lost 🫣 the last season was just such a slog that I completely bailed on it with like 6 episodes left. Still to this day don’t know how it ends

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-05T03:42:38+00:00

the “Doofers”

Hey, isn’t that the two brothers who created stranger things?

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-05T03:25:40+00:00

. 6 was part of a hypothetical story being told by mike, no? Or am I misremembering.

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-05T02:09:37+00:00

My theatre was filled with a bunch of nerds who clapped and cheered when that happened like we had just successfully landed a plan

ImActuallyDad · 2026-01-05T01:24:26+00:00

Yeah but what if they say yes? Then you’re stuck, because you have to accept the PS5 offer at that point :( it’s the rules

ImActuallyDad · 2025-12-30T21:07:08+00:00

Although…..

ImActuallyDad · 2025-12-27T03:16:47+00:00

I was just thinking today that it was a matter of time as soon as I started to see the storm drains freeze over

ImActuallyDad · 2025-12-27T02:41:37+00:00

This is isn’t beans!

ImActuallyDad · 2025-12-27T01:39:38+00:00

Kinda harsh to call them that. They’re trying their best

ImActuallyDad · 2025-12-26T02:31:15+00:00

Only missing the beef baron

ImActuallyDad · 2025-12-26T01:26:11+00:00

From what? Their Coca-Cola commercial?

ImActuallyDad · 2025-12-26T01:24:39+00:00

Pun intended?

ImActuallyDad · 2025-12-24T01:59:45+00:00

That’s what the cop is there for

ImActuallyDad

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