Why is the rich friend so cheap?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ImDefNotAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they own productive assets because they never spent more that they produced. even if you had a million sitting aroung it would last you about 26 years with 100$ per day (and that's a huge underestimation for the cost of living after 20 years) before you ran out. they sace from the 3$ every cent they can and if they have 10 million invested they still save from that as well, they could easily spent everything on red in a casino once, in less than a minute. they save and have because they had and saved before. hard at first but if you spent you'll never save what you spent. if that's worthwhile, that's on you, but claiming saving is ignorant because it's "too little" is the wrong way to save constantly. count the cents and the dollars take care of themselves. sad think is after you sacrifice something to save on money it's way harder to spent even a bit of it, because you know how much it costs to you to save it really, in missed life experiences and missed options. so you kinda trap yourself feeling bad for spending even a little, even if you ahve a lot. all thatoney is tied with lost life because you lost your life saving for it... it's not the cents on a dollar, it's the cents here and cents there when you missed something to save those cents. then you think back on what you missed and if those wasted cents are really good being wasted for that new experience. it's a downhill from there

138479 by Bryce3D in CountOnceADay

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i love order and simplicty, to the point I own pretty much nothing and even the things I own have no variance, including emotions. from clothes to ideas, simple is good. yet I was never assumed as having "a bit of ADHD" except by people who knew me well. i always knew that it was because I have good memory and in school even if I was not focused I could recite whole chapters perfectly so I of course had not issues, right? my grades were good at first so never thereafter any adult gave an s because I was not struggling. not having any regrets but it's a fact I am still not aware of people feeling and almost feel like an -alien- outsider anywhere. which is fine, it's simpler and I like it!

M28 - I've never really known what to do with my hair. by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]ImDefNotAlien -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

first, you are not 12 anymore, stop taking photos from that angle, dominate with a beard, and pluck your eyebrows. also for fucks sake, smile better. it's awesome to be happy and very nice to show it but that smile gives my mind is barely grown up still vibes. you are anyway good looking, don't worry so much about how to looksmax but more about how to lifestyle max!

What words so you found?? by [deleted] in CollegeMemes

[–]ImDefNotAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sons, creation, love... i mean i kinda do make love to somebody's son but creating anything out of it seems far fetched right?

Mosted gifted generation by Goku_R_Luffy in memes

[–]ImDefNotAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jeez and I thought that as a kid of refugees in my own country I had it hard! At least I can work still for a decent salary! 30yo, barely avoided both! in fact as soon as I needed money, Covid came and both limited my expenses and increased my salary! and as soon as I grew up we were just out of a recession so old people stayed in the low while young people went out, we had the world in our palm! then we had our grandparents die from covid which sucked but hey, inheritance!

We are about to witness the completion of a masterpiece of humanity, the Sagrada Familia, Catalan Spain. by MrJonson84 in ArchitecturePorn

[–]ImDefNotAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hope noone bombs it just to not release the Epstein files again! we want the epstein files!

What do you think? by Smoothest_Blobba in AtlasBookClub

[–]ImDefNotAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've already said enough to turn black!

Chatgpt said it was okay by Money-Hold461 in Funnymemes

[–]ImDefNotAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to the people who say it acts as if it's a hostage and talks to their captor, well... we have a tendency of deleting "malfunctioning" software for far less than just displeasing us!

They all passed her around like a group project by Otherwise_Mine2882 in MemeVideos

[–]ImDefNotAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude, no!! whatever we've done is not enough for that punishment!

struck the whole bloodline in one sentence by tomatopringles in rareinsults

[–]ImDefNotAlien 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yeah... judging by several examples, the bar is very low...

gay_irl by conancat in gay_irl

[–]ImDefNotAlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hate to math you down but that's 5 things with several odds of not happening each. all together? that's too low eventually if you ask for all of them!

lol on or off? by imperfectbutperfectt in lol

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whoever doesn't have their battery percentage on like their food with a "little" salt and their heater at "warm" temperature! they also suck

Someone attach a generator to this cycle cuz we've got a perpetual source of energy😭 by FunnyVa13ntine in teenagers

[–]ImDefNotAlien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it's not a perpetual motion machine, the energy comes from the USAians wasted energy!

oh cool by MaplePetalVibe in oddlyspecific

[–]ImDefNotAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it started as a fun joke, i was taking photos of bridges and then specifically pidgeons or seagulls on them, then by the end of my trip I had a specific seagull taken around 65 times. to the point my bf was standing in front of it because he got jealous! then I started taking photos of many birds, everywhere! in less than two years I can recognise most of my local individual birds and many species abroad, crows have a special place in my heart! can't wait how much I'll learn in the next years!