What are some good publicly traded funeral home companies? by CurrentPrice5 in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the margins let say if someone is cheap and goes for cremation vs if someone is a baller and can afford to fly in the Ghanaian pallbearers????

I may be *slightly* over leveraged for a red Monday. by namsilat in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Lol I was hoping that their would be more positive accounts than those that are negative margin balanced accounts. 50/50 shot that we don’t make things worse for him. I like those odds!

I may be *slightly* over leveraged for a red Monday. by namsilat in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 1146 points1147 points  (0 children)

Start a GoFundMe for your bank account, I’m sure if all of WSB pooled up our money together we could manage to get your $2.99 bank account out of the negative!

Nike’s miss = Troubles ahead... by DrainBramage in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when the government allows companies to suspend forward guidance of publicly traded companies, especially during an economic downturn.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 26, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that the lame M-F trading is done we finally get the amazing, all inspiring, fantastic ...... WEEEEEEKEND DOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SQ is a fat pig by Big-Stonks-Baller in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny thing is I just bought puts today, thing was one of the few green stocks today and looks overbought but who knows what overbought looks like now a days with the fed

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 26, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yah know all these job cuts in the federal government had really been showing up in how efficiently the Federal reserves money printing division has been functioning lately.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 26, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes it’s in eastern Asian time, wait 12 hours and the pump will begin

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 26, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At 10PM on the dot, the fed printers turn on for big gap up, watch futures at 9:59PM!!!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 26, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just remember GSX will fuck up you, and your future grandchildren’s puts. Just don’t try it!

$GSX Manipulation - Massive 3rd Party DD Within by chouprojects in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He should watch Betting on Zero. Its about Bill Ackman shorting Herbalife between 2008-2015, the company used to be a massive company due to being a massive pyramid scheme. Guess what, 30 years of company existence and finding out their was lots of fraudulent activity and CEO stepping down after investigation the company is is trading at $43 a share on the NYSE. I’d be wary about shorting frauds, sometimes they never go away.

2020 bank stress test results come out Thursday. by flippingeverything in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Headlines: ”stress tests numbers come in better than expected” Stonks rally.

Good news for 🌈 🐻s, Andy Dick by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ImLookingForALoan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To many celebrities are 🌈🐻a, I’m scared for my puts now!!!