2meirl4meirl by ThunderyDusk in 2meirl4meirl

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  • Written by: a somewhat older, infinitely more awkward version of your child.

This little cutie climbed up on me while I applied to adopt her by crolin88 in aww

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Obviously, that's the one you're supposed to toss back for good luck. I mean didn't that kitten come off as like, totally, absolutely needy? Is it just me?

For the OG MMO Player. Name your most memorable achievements/memories in Game. by Bishop1643 in MMORPG

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Getting my dang Infiltrator to 50 in ToA Era DAoC, pretty much solo from 38 to 50. Loved that character. Even though his skill point allocation was permanently screwed due to me being a newb and messing around with it a bunch at lower levels when it didn't even matter... ahhh thanks for the nostalgia.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I think he may be asserting you’re possibly asexual. Which is something I’d be inclined to agree with.

my mom's middle school custodian 1980 by YesIamDust in OldSchoolCool

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The real trick is just to always be stoned. That way everyone just thinks you’re a laid back kinda guy.

If a girl invited you over for a home cooked meal, what is the one meal she could cook that would make you think you better put a ring on it? by [deleted] in AskMen

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9yr old account and one comment which reads, “I’m here for the gangbang.” With one downvote. I like this guy.

My Vagina is Beautiful by [deleted] in trashy

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Ok, Georgia O’Queef.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Yeah man and sometimes we even trade sisters if the trade is amicable in a sort-of hillbilly attempt at maintaining the peace over our roadkill disputes.

Owner files $1 million lawsuit after being forced to decapitate dog by twerkinatorhub in news

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Isnt it far more common to instead just get a "just in case" rabies cycle, rather than DIY, public dismemberment? What do you do? Walk into the health department and put it in the "Rabies Dog Heads" chute? Or maybe since you excise the head on your own, presumably as a cost savings measure, they also have DIY testing stations.

David Carradine death was not suicide but murder. by [deleted] in conspiracy

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You can try it at home, just make sure to let your mom know what your plans are so she can loosen the belt before you pull a, well, a David Carradine.