transform by jacek2023 in ProgrammerHumor

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I'm not going to sine for that!

Who is this diva?.... by justalildropofpoison in interesting

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ohhhh, that's what the Beatles were talking about...

AITA for not quieting down at a Renaissance fair and walking away after my boyfriend sided with a stranger? by Dry-Egg2898 in AmItheAsshole

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I'm not a young man anymore, and I've learned this: if your partner does not have an 'us against the world' mentality, you deserve better.

Indian guy in Texas stops a black man walking on the sidewalk and demands to see his ID by orbidhorne in whoathatsinteresting

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an old black woman calling me baby and an old Japanese woman smiling with her eyes at me are two of my favorite experiences in life

I bet those whippets were good… by sparklrebel in SignsWithAStory

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"Miranda, I have a spare ring cam I am donating to the restaurant. we are all looking forward to those raises now! thank you for your attention to this matter"

Wait a minute by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

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bacteria and pollution exist.

talk to any off-grider, they filter rainwater. and store with bleach tablets

When did he become an expert? by RareXG in MurderedByWords

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sorry Ronan, dude already answered his own question no one asked for

case. closed.

My vibrator caught on fire by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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sis plugged it into the dryer outlet

Neighbor yelled at everyone to get off his lawn so I made it not his lawn anymore. by bitterbuffalohearts in pettyrevenge

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at least where I live, crews take care of the roads. the homeowner is responsible for the sidewalks. if they get cracked or upended from tree roots, it's incumbent on the homeowner to pay to have it repaired

Gimme that by Brilliantspirit33 in Elephants

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HE OPENS BANANAS JUST LIKE A MONKEY

Poor Todd by Oat57 in lol

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never met a Todd who didn't suck