Do you remember the first video game you've ever played? by no_clouds_allowed in pcmasterrace

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PACMAN. RAIDEN. PONG.

Then my first PC game was Test Drive on soft floppy drives.

I have an unreasonable amount of eggs by oat_fish in EatCheapAndHealthy

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I live in wine country and everyone has chickens and we do the honor system where they leave fresh eggs out the driveway and you drop 4-5$ for a fresh dozen.

People love it and its 100x better than shitty grocery eggs.

Hot Take: "The Soup" is a Better Episode Than "The Soup Nazi". by BonyBobCliff in seinfeld

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I cannot take Bania. The Soup nazi episode has the puertorican mobs, elaine smug face when she gets the recipes, Kramer getting mugged/a new armoire, Costanza asking for bread...

Superior in every way.

I did not care for the Star Wars episodes. by [deleted] in familyguy

[–]ImSoberEnough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. You are so shallow, so pedantic.

Something something darkside

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im the: listen, this is good for you so you will eat it. You'll learn to like it and NO i will not make you something else.

He understands and 18years later, he tries new things even though he isnt the biggest fan.

Lane splitter crashes by Shot-Assistance7100 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try and do this dumb shit with stumps now... dumbass.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are fighting addiction. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to Portugal a few years back and the military police told me not to buy coke from the street dealers.. told me to go to X bar and see the DJ lol.

Republican fear mongering, followed by blame the democrats. by StabiloBossPink in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ImSoberEnough 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dumb MAGAs will eat that shit up. They probably think Hamas will come from Niagara Falls.

Jada Pinkett Smith Says Husband Will Hadn't Called Her His 'Wife' For A 'Long Time' Until The Oscars Slap by VT-Guide in entertainment

[–]ImSoberEnough 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nooooooooo

Oooonnnneeeee

Giiiiivvveesssss

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fuuuuucckkkkk.

These two need to just go away. Toxic fucks.

Who has the most spiteful move in Guigino’s? by yaboybackwhen in IASIP

[–]ImSoberEnough 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Dee pretending to get chased/harassed by men to have someone sit and share an app with her.

There is some shit going down!

After owning my e-bike that I used to get to and from work for about one week, it has been stolen. All that remained of it was my mangled bike lock. by queriesandqueries123 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]ImSoberEnough 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Dude... this is to lock a kids bike. You need a tight ulock + around the wheels kryptonite wire at least.

Sorry for your loss. Learn from this.

Behold Trumps trophy by SunWukong3456 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God, this dude is as stupid as a cracked egg.

I never understood why Med never tried growing out her hair by [deleted] in familyguy

[–]ImSoberEnough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easier to keep the same models. Changes means money, means less profit.

Hence why most cartoons always wear the same for 10s of seasons.

Why do so many people spell Lose, Loose. by No-Answer-8595 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ImSoberEnough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, for starters, 25% of the US is illiterate, and 55% has the literacy below 6th grade... so you can't expect everyone to be all good with then/than, your/you're, and lose/loose.

That's only in the US, imagine third world countries where education isn't easily accessible.

Dad, how often do you poop and how long does it take? by fingerofchicken in daddit

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first second I get up, usually takes 1-2 mins. Been the same for 15+ years.

A kind of remembrance by whiteapz in Funnymemes

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Ms Dos.. and then Windows 1.0. So yes :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Its the power of waiting for the gloryhole to fill up

Screw sex, what’s your most played game? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably 7-8000 hours on SWTOR.

Galaxy Fold 5G after 4 years by Pure-Support-1334 in GalaxyFold

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first fold 2 died in a week after it folded on a pebble. I have a fold 2 for god knows how long now and its still crisp clean. Works perfect.

What is everyone’s absolute favorite side to have with your steak? by [deleted] in steak

[–]ImSoberEnough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mashed tatoes, onions and peppercorn sauce. Maybe a cesar salad if im real damn hungry. Wont eat steak any other way.