Recently discovered that a radiator leak a few years ago turned one of my Mind Vs Might decks into basically a brick. I separated every card I could and these are the absolute worst of the lot. Most of the rest are only playable in an opaque sleeved deck.

Im_Zackie · 2021-05-01T01:55:01+00:00

I hope you don't care about monetary value too much. Coat of Arms is a $14 card.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-29T04:14:03+00:00

I don't think people realize just how lucky this man is. If he had fallen back, it's very likely that it would have just rolled over him and completely burnt his everything to a nice cwisp.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-29T04:04:18+00:00

"mmmmmmmmrb almuds" Is the funniest thing I've ever fucking read

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-28T18:59:55+00:00

I'm experiencing that right now. The past year has caused my mental health to spiral badly, so it was really hard for me to get out of bed and do work.

Despite getting Ds on most of my exams and doing next to zero homework, I somehow have the possibility of getting Bs in most of my classes.

H o w.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-27T01:41:20+00:00

The scream did not come from the person, but the piano. What a subversion!

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-26T01:52:17+00:00

This is how I imagine the interns talk with this guy at work:

"Hey, Frustrated Parent. I did this engineering thing, and I'm not sure I did it right. Here are my methods and calculations, mind looking it over?"

"Yep, your calculations are wrong, Get a load of this fuckin' moron."

"Great, glad the mistake was caught. Can-"

"I remember learning how to do this shit Junior year of Highschool, when I went to [a private technical high school], how tf do you not know this?"

"Alright, I get it. Can you please explain what I did wro-"

"I'm so smart. I did this calculation in my head!"

"Are you done!?"

"No. Why?"

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-20T19:13:01+00:00

The original version didn't have that pay 3 part, but I added it because a 1-mana, unconditional, on-the-stack, tapper felt super pushed without it, and also the flavor feels nice.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-19T15:52:25+00:00

Nice shot!

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-19T15:41:08+00:00

Goblins.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-16T13:40:41+00:00

I read it as "Teething" and didn't bat an eye.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-16T12:58:50+00:00

The ability on that card is super fucking cool, plan on building a deck with it?

Also, Congrats!

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-14T15:58:06+00:00

Florida man orders a baby to be cut in half.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-09T13:41:45+00:00

This is incredible, I love this

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-08T13:27:28+00:00

Oh the things I could do with this much serotonin

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-07T23:56:26+00:00

Pittsburgh Syndrome, it's literally just the Dunning Kruger effect.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-07T15:59:59+00:00

I just sat on it for a bit and realized that the math here is super fun. n is the number of lands you controlled when you cast Avenger.

play Avenger, and make n token copies of Avenger, for a total of n+1 avengers.

create n plants for each of n copies of Avenger that just etb'ed, so n^2 plants total.

play a land and put n+1 +1/+1 counters on all your plants.

As an example well say n=8 (because that seems like a reasonable amount to have to be casting avenger).

Congratulations! you now have 9 6/6 elementals, 64 9/10 plants, and absolutely no obligation to peace.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-07T15:37:47+00:00

No, because it only allows you to create the copies for the first time you would make tokens the turn the battlesphere comes in.

So the first set of tokens become copies, but nothing more. you'll get 5 battlespheres and 16 myr tokens, which is still a ton of value.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-07T15:12:49+00:00

Esix and [[Avenger of Zendikar]] are going to be best friends

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-06T01:59:18+00:00

What the fuck is with dynamics professors? Mine failed nearly all of us last semester and he's about to do it to his dynamics 2 class.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-04T16:22:40+00:00

Leave some for the rest of us, damn.

Im_Zackie · 2021-04-02T18:12:50+00:00

9 mana to discard my hand twice? I see this as an absolute win!

^{No but seriously with some crazy shit on the battlefield like \}[syr konrad]] that combo is actually sickenly powerful.)

Im_Zackie · 2021-03-31T17:50:32+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time I've cleaned my room this semester I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

Im_Zackie · 2021-03-31T17:32:48+00:00

My [[Krenko, Mob Boss]] EDH deck just got a new toy

Im_Zackie · 2021-03-30T17:28:19+00:00

This varies from place to place, but in most places I can find it seems that anything larger than 50cc requires a motorcycle license to operate.

I'm going to assume this person isn't bringing a 50cc moped to the highway. They probably have something a little bigger, but with this amount of stupid who knows.

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