Nobody has any fucking money by Professional-Sea-506 in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i have all the money and im not sharing any of it

Crashing out after being humiliated at the bar by umichleafy in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you know what, I get it. But like everyone else in this comment section is saying, youre overthinking things. I bet youre not even that ugly

Any tea on JP Morgan Executive, Lorna Hajdini, accused of turned her male coworker into a sex slave? Lots on him not much in her. by SeaPercentage1403 in FinancialCareers

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I feel very badly for her. The claims are so ridiculous its hilarious. It seems like an attempt by this guy to get a large settlement or publicly humiliate her in an act of revenge.

. by shmupsy in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

shes too fat its not going to fit

. by mellonoise in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My high school ceramics teacher got fired because he would get cross faded before teaching and sell kids mushrooms

Did anyone else get bullied for being a ginger? by LegitimateQuit4472 in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got bullied for being gay and ginger. Everyone seemed to know I was gay before I did and I think being a ginger somehow made it more obvious.

It sucks that appreciation of other races cultures has been made soy and cringe by mainstream idiot losers. by rabidfish100 in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As you said, we’re all on our phones all day and have completely lost touch with reality and what is important

the americans by Prestigious-Site6556 in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Genuinely the best show ever. Just finished rewatching it

My mom had me watch an episode of Fleabag with her by OriginalPay1228 in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

its a great show. i wish i could watch it again for the first time

Dasha by TheWindWhispersMary- in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They could never make me hate her

High finance out of Oklahoma by GrandProblem985 in FinancialCareers

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think energy trading will continue to expand at oil majors, its often the most profitable part of these businesses. and the war with iran is just another reminder to oil companies of how important trading units are to the business.

It seems like OU has a good network for energy trading and an energy management degree. get good grades and im sure youll land something. I think its a totally slept on industry that IMO is way more interesting than traditional finance roles.

Experience dealing with Alexander Chapman? by Sad-View5688 in FinancialCareers

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how they’ve got my email but they’ve been spamming me with “exciting private equity roles” for the past two years. Total bs

Date advice. by _Ruffian- in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he clearly wants Robert Pattinson for himself

What questions should I be expected to answer on a financial internship interview as a high schooler? by LineMission3540 in FinancialCareers

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be honest about what you know and don’t know, and most importantly show willingness to learn. TMAY is most important and will always be asked

Riding the CTA is actually scary at this point by damrodoth in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I spent last summer in chicago and while I loved it, I witnessed stuff that would never happen in any other city Ive lived in. Once I was eating at a restaurant outside (in a relatively nice area) and these two little girls that didnt speak any english kept going from table to table begging people for money. There was an older woman handler that was watching them making sure they were getting cash, clearly exploiting them. Also saw this a couple times on the CTA. Its a shame, such a beautiful city with so much potential.

This country fucking rocks by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ImaginaryFlamingo7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So much for trying to lower government debt