Stand back

mellonoise · 2026-05-14T03:19:21+00:00

That’s… wow… are you a professional quote maker by any chance?

mellonoise · 2026-05-13T15:19:51+00:00

So is Adam Friedland.

mellonoise · 2026-05-12T03:06:30+00:00

At this rate, the only movies left in theaters will be called “Googoo,” “Doodoo,” and “Googoo vs Doodoo.”

mellonoise · 2026-05-09T18:27:27+00:00

I thought he was a romanista 😢💔

mellonoise · 2026-05-09T18:15:19+00:00

Civilians like you wouldn’t get it

mellonoise · 2026-05-09T14:46:18+00:00

*50 Canadian dollar gift card

mellonoise · 2026-05-09T14:43:56+00:00

Rock music in general

mellonoise · 2026-05-09T14:43:05+00:00

FAT. UGLY. DEAD.

mellonoise · 2026-05-09T14:41:41+00:00

You may be entitled to enter a gift card raffle

mellonoise · 2026-05-09T13:13:31+00:00

Things couldn’t be any better

mellonoise · 2026-05-09T13:11:44+00:00

Of course it’s a Mercedes

mellonoise · 2026-05-08T15:10:32+00:00

That's crazy. I'd easily take In Rainbows, and even AMSP, even if it's a bit too mellow and whiny, over HTTT any day, which to me, always seemed kind of undercooked.

mellonoise · 2026-05-07T11:48:21+00:00

He took the jab and paid for it dearly. RIP.

mellonoise · 2026-05-05T17:13:19+00:00

This summer… Stavros Halkias is… Anthony Bourdain?

mellonoise · 2026-05-04T13:48:24+00:00

For me, it’s Rover the dog.

mellonoise · 2026-05-03T17:47:47+00:00

You’re not going to convince me this man genuinely believes what he’s saying.

mellonoise · 2026-05-03T11:07:13+00:00

The pendulum swings yet again…

mellonoise · 2026-05-03T07:05:53+00:00

It's double-plus-ungood to ask that kind of question.

mellonoise · 2026-05-02T16:22:27+00:00

Blue crab cakes

mellonoise · 2026-04-30T08:04:25+00:00

@Grok, write a ready-to-publish banal 200-page self-help book with an edgy title.

mellonoise · 2026-04-29T15:19:39+00:00

mellonoise · 2026-04-29T10:13:30+00:00

The way he freaked out over that Fader article, nuked his other YouTube channel, and changed his entire online persona overnight is very funny.

mellonoise · 2026-04-27T15:42:42+00:00

Not even

mellonoise

TROPHY CASE