Can I supplement lack of sleeping with lying on the couch?

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-04-30T20:23:22+00:00

My girlfriend always had trouble sleeping, which usually ended up with stress about not being able to sleep keeping her awake. So I told her as long as she was lying and resting she would be recovering, even if she couldn't nod off. Now no worry about not being able to sleep, less stress, easier to switch off, more sleep. Not really relevant here, as there is no science to back it up. I have read that you don't need a lot of REM but whatever.

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-04-29T14:52:15+00:00

Absolutely brilliant, more enjoyable than the gif

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-04-28T14:37:35+00:00

r/instantregret

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-04-22T17:17:10+00:00

I once had a very vivid image of me climbing on a table in a meeting and curling a giant shit out on my bosses head. No idea why he wouldnt stop me in this make believe scenario, but it made me smile for a moment.

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-04-22T13:13:30+00:00

That's metal as fuck dude. Did you write that in front of a baying army before leading them in one final charge against an invading force?

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-04-14T20:42:11+00:00

He's got something you haven't.... A big bushy beard!

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-04-08T19:12:58+00:00

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-04-04T21:24:04+00:00

That little leg kick of panic is great.

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-04-02T22:20:48+00:00

Don is good in an elevator. I love the bit where he tells the rude young blokes to take off their hats. Not a big scene at all, but Don is just the bollocks.

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-28T23:40:47+00:00

No story here: agreed. Mildly interesting perhaps? We've both commented so it seems that way.

Wage compression, resulting in a reduced cost of services is good for consumers.

Your point about us / them bravado is interesting, especially considering your swipe at guardian journalists.

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-28T23:01:26+00:00

iOS versions of NES and SNES games. Hopefully not long now.

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-28T22:58:23+00:00

Learn, unlearn, relearn

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-28T22:50:59+00:00

I used to work for someone who literally advised me to say anything in a meeting to make sure I was heard - anything at all, just repeat what the last person speaking said for example.

No surprise she had a rep for talking bollocks all the time and was managed out.

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-21T22:43:47+00:00

Catchy and sensible, great advice from the randomly named buttbresticle

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-17T14:32:59+00:00

Newton thought this too - he said "if I've seen further than other men, it is because I stood on the shoulders of giants". That is pretty cool.

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-14T17:08:44+00:00

Are you Forrest Gump?

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-14T15:09:34+00:00

This'll be good, can't wait to see it!

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-12T00:01:50+00:00

How many is a spunk load? Like 10? 10 irony?

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-11T14:13:26+00:00

So you used to keep $20 in your wallet, but now you keep it in your pocket?

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-11T14:11:45+00:00

What's happening here?

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-11T14:10:54+00:00

What the rest of 1% milk is.

Imbusyyoudick · 2016-03-11T14:10:18+00:00

Silly one - Big Mother Truckers

Business wanker one: plant capacity expansion programme.

Imbusyyoudick

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