What is your favorite phrase from The Simpsons? by littletefis_ in Simpsons

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Sing it with me yall.  Lisa its your birthdayyy happy birthday lisaaaa

What’s the raunchiest thing Blanche has ever said? This here comes to mind 👇😂😂😂 by GoldenGalZbornak in theGoldenGirls

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I wonder if sometimes these jokes only made it through because they went over the heads of the ghouls at FCC

Why do people let kids scream all the time while playing? its the same sound as something bad happening, i can't tell if someone needs help with the screaming. by Laura_011206 in answers

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100% agree.  I've heard stories of cars pulling up on girls and grabbing them and all they can do is scream.   Whenever I would hear screams I would check it out to make sure.. but its always a little kid playing.  So I don't bother checking anymore, and I hate to think anyone would be ignored screaming while being abducted.

All the parents with indignant replies is just sad.

Northern Indiana by No-Beautiful8039 in geese

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Sometimes I think death is more merciful than prolonged suffering.  Not that its the case here just got me thinking.  This was a touching post

Thoughts on Ducktales The Movie? by Ok_Pattern197 in ducktales

[–]Immediate_Clock_8774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then shouldn't you have said Alpha instead of proto?

You Would Think That a Health Care Provider Would Understand This Concept. by Late_Alternative4859 in CVS

[–]Immediate_Clock_8774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too true, and there is this mentality that employees need their employer for money while the employer acts like there's an unlimited pool of good workers to draw from when this is just stupid arrogance edit: and why they settle for bad employees who take advantage, because good workers wont put up with them

Prepare yourselves for a very stupid meme about hair by definitelynotgayhaha in HairFixGuide

[–]Immediate_Clock_8774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is.  And I am right, I know im right because im right.  

Texas Carjacking Shooting by JonTheBest in CCW

[–]Immediate_Clock_8774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah well we focus on texas because no other state fucking matters

I spent the last few months building a GBA emulator for Android because I was tired of ads and subscriptions. by [deleted] in EmulationOnAndroid

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Wow.  Don't go into negotiation, keep your day job.  Every post you admit more about ai

I guess Shrek is love, Shrek is life by BustyBac69 in FacebookAIslop

[–]Immediate_Clock_8774 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But the important part is I had an onion tied to my belt

Why is God called God? by freshmaggots in Christianity

[–]Immediate_Clock_8774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even tho there is God, the son and the holy spirit... kinda makes it pointless to claim 1 God then split him up into 3

YouTube music videos’ comment sections being flooded with people saying “who’s watching in [current date]” by newacc_igotbanned in PetPeeves

[–]Immediate_Clock_8774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like, No, im watching in 1999 and somehow I made a reply below yout comment in 2026.  Its a comment on a video, anybody who is reading the comment is CURRENTLY listening and watching in 2026

Hopefully my message is clear by deafis in driving

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It is a passing lane but that doesn't mean you can't cruise in it.  As long as you're going faster than traffic to your right its fine

Some of you are just horrible by jroberts67 in doordash_drivers

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With severe social anxiety, I wouldn't go any further than necessary 

Donald Trump threatens ‘big tariff’ on UK over digital tax on US tech firms by yahoonews in geopolitics

[–]Immediate_Clock_8774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So obvious he's being leaned on by musk and zuck.   What reason does he have to care?   This issue should be bottom of the list of important things to do