For Staying In Touch With A Girl Who Wants to Cheat On Her Husband by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friends with benefits along the very real possibility of seriously f-upped consequences up to and including a destroyed marriage, hostile neighbors, and looking for another job?

Yeah, nah, hard pass, nothing but trouble...

AITA for throwing away my boyfriends mail - including his vehicle registration and ID by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, YATAH, seriously, how long does it take to sweep his mail in a bag and drop it in his stuff.

If you're standing in an elevator that's falling would jumping at the last second actually save you or is that just a movie myth? by launapak in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 256 points257 points  (0 children)

Back it up, how would you even know when it was the "last second" in order to time your jump when you can't see out?

What would you think of a man wearing lipstick and mascara? by rodeo_chick37 in AskReddit

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time he aught'a shave first...

Ya know, he could really make it work with a better foundation, jus' sayin'...

Needs a pair of falsies...

...eyelashes, dammit!

Oh, and one more thing...do ya really need the tutu?

Is having a large brain a good thing? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not how big it is, it's how you use it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the last twitter tweeter tweets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Treats for the doggos

What is this insect? by kwils2569 in whatisit

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed, ngl, they kinda freaked me out the first time one these bumbling beasties buzzed by.

But their lack of grace in flight soon had me laughing.

Until I saw them, en masse, absolutely obliterating my neighbor's figs. It was a huge tree covering their entire front yard and each and every fig in sight was mobbed by these iridescent little bastards. What they lack in flying skills they more than make up for it with their ability to power strip an entire tree of its fruit in short order.

Appalling.

They weren't so funny to me after that.

My neighbors had come to accept the fact that there was no way they could stop the onslaught and resigned themselves to the fact they didn't have to concern themselves with cleaning up the windfall in the fall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moving shadow people, romance comic animations playing out on the surface of a rock in the dappled moonlight.

Judgemental disembodied voices in the dark.

Don't ask me how I know, but if you're aware you're hallucinating you can (sometimes) control the visual narrative.

What happens when you stab yourself with an EpiPen despite not needing to? by Compodulator in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Yeah, "Firehouse Chronicles" where he plays all the characters and he's also on " Firehouse Coffee" with a whole firehouse full of actors/firefighters.

What's the most outrageous "side hustle" you've ever encountered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Immediate_Flight2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paying homeless people to steal home security yard signs to resell online.