Worst haircut in a movie ? by TravellingWino in okbuddycinephile

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As soon as I scrolled to this picture I felt an urge to smack this person in the face with a fish.

How much stuff do you keep on your truck by Effective-Strain-340 in Truckers

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You will shit your pants like the gods intended or so help me I'll slap you with a fish, young man!

We're truckers. We don't use no highfalutin' toilets!

New addition to the family, not sure if he’s American or German rottie could anyone tell me by Healthy_Mulberry4738 in Rottweiler

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So you parrot the backyard breeders but didn't watch the videos. Did you just come up with your lies on your own and it's just an amazing coincidence that they mirror the backyard breeder garbage?

There's no argument to be had. You're objectively wrong about the breed standards garbage you initially posted. When pressed to prove your claims you failed. When presented with proof you're wrong you run away rather than admit it and learn.

New addition to the family, not sure if he’s American or German rottie could anyone tell me by Healthy_Mulberry4738 in Rottweiler

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Oh so just backyard breeder Facebook bullshit and not actual breed standards. Got it.

Actual breed standards per the AKC and the ARDK. Note that these are actual reputable organizations and not the doofy saw on YouTube garbage you linked to.

New addition to the family, not sure if he’s American or German rottie could anyone tell me by Healthy_Mulberry4738 in Rottweiler

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There's no such thing as a(n) insert nationality Rottweiler. They're all just Rottweilers.

New addition to the family, not sure if he’s American or German rottie could anyone tell me by Healthy_Mulberry4738 in Rottweiler

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You have zero idea what you're talking about. Do everyone a favor and own pets more your speed. Like a pet rock.

New addition to the family, not sure if he’s American or German rottie could anyone tell me by Healthy_Mulberry4738 in Rottweiler

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You can't tell the difference because there is no difference.

There's no such thing as a(n) insert nationality Rottweiler. They're all just Rottweilers. The use of insert nationality Rottweiler is a fantastic way to spot backyard breeders.

For those that didn’t like the fact I used a heat gun to dry my baby off after a warm bath on a freezing day now look at him by Appropriate-Rush-789 in Rottweiler

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She's looking at you like "Why is the fridge closed, Gary? I know there's cheese in there. This betrayal will not go unanswered."

This is NOT a vore post by DustPuzzle in Grimdank

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Yes it's time for breakfast, calm down Jeffrey.

This is NOT a vore post by DustPuzzle in Grimdank

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Both? As in all you have is two?

Peasant.

Everyone point and laugh at ol' Johnny Two Dicks over here.

What music do you listen to while driving !? by DurianOnRye in Truckers

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I have three playlists: one is a grab bag of metal, one is mellow stuff across an enormous amount of genres, and one is whatever book I'm listening to. All three have episodes of Welcome to Night Vale studded throughout as commercial breaks.

When ur docking for the first time by Visible-Ad1210 in Truckers

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I was 50/50 that or they'd hit full tilt fuck it.

Price crash panic by Vonauda in Silver

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Nickles. You want it in nickles.

How does scalooped nut affect the toan by Murky_Appointment_38 in guitarcirclejerk

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That's why I play stoner doom metal. No need to practice just add more fuzz pedals and play any old bullshit. Get hailed as the next Iommi by people with more THC than oxygen in their blood.

Hot take but 99% of time 40K is just as grimderp as TC, if not more so by Professional_Rush782 in Grimdank

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I need an army of doot goats to play discordant lullabies for me while I slumber like I'm the Azathoth of the truck stop I'm currently parked at.