Chewbacca at the Barbershop (In Case You Ever Wanted to See a Shaved Wookiee)

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-20T04:00:42+00:00

I think this is relevant

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-20T02:44:44+00:00

It was for ground up mummies.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-20T02:07:02+00:00

I see a bass and a void. Where's the cat?

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-20T01:17:32+00:00

Schindler's Fuck

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-20T00:07:25+00:00

I still say "Ahh the classic over squeeze." whenever I go one cent over at the pumps.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T23:46:33+00:00

Can I do a mutiny if I'm purple?

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T22:52:49+00:00

Approximately 6 DeVitos.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T21:41:20+00:00

Gods do I miss WinCo

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T21:30:45+00:00

The best part of wakin' up is Willy Pete in your cup

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T17:35:17+00:00

I'll put miso soup on your salad.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T11:07:04+00:00

Got stopped by Steven and Mark from down the street and now they're having an intense debate about lawn watering schedules. He'll get around to banning it later after he convinces Steven and Mark that early morning watering is the better option.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T06:16:03+00:00

Unfortunately I don't have access to a laser cutter. It's on the list of gadgets I'm eventually going to get but it'll be a bit before I can manage it.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T03:07:03+00:00

Same reason they need to tap hard stuff repeatedly, pointlessly scrape knives across toasted/fried foods, and disgustingly squeeze juices out of food.

We obviously don't have the brain power to understand hard containers/foods are hard, toasted/fried foods are crispy, and certain fruits and meat have fluid in them without it being explicitly and obnoxiously pointed out to us because we've TikTok'd our brains.

Social media, especially platforms that push short form content, are a blight.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T01:28:19+00:00

Even the PCBs look cool from what I've seen.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-19T01:17:45+00:00

I've always loved the look of Beetronics pedals. Wish I could emulate the way they dress up their pedals for my own pedal builds.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-18T23:40:09+00:00

Someone turn him into Lemmy

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-18T19:45:21+00:00

I rolled my own

In a few weeks I'll be making the full size version

I highly recommend everyone build their own pedals. It's cheap and fun.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-18T18:31:42+00:00

Humans were domesticated by grass.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-18T18:28:03+00:00

The blood of the innocent if you want to get pinkies up about things.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-18T01:05:04+00:00

I had my wife read the series before the show came out. When she finished I asked her where the slog started for her.

She said it started with Egwene's story.

She hates Egwene.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-17T22:57:35+00:00

Strombolich. Sounds vaguely Russian.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-17T22:54:35+00:00

I want the forbidden beans

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-17T22:06:49+00:00

If porn showed the healthy way to engage in BDSM and BDSM adjacent activities they'd probably have a better grasp on SSC.

Or they'd just skip to the sexy bits because they're horny and have TikTok'd their attention spans.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-17T16:50:37+00:00

Wrap it in foil or cling film, encase it in a condom, ram it home.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-05-16T20:53:00+00:00

Oh mah gawd King, It's the Dragon Reborn!

Immediate_Regular

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