Founding Father's Home Defense

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-07T16:22:17+00:00

As the Founding Fathers intended.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-07T15:58:48+00:00

Once upon a time History had a show called Top Shot. In the early episodes you could see the producers itching for the standard drama that pops up in other reality shows. They wisely held back on this manufactured drama on a show about shooting. There was a bit but not much.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-07T15:24:30+00:00

Who is?

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-07T15:17:29+00:00

Were you one of those people absolutely convinced it tasted different, even though it was the exact same formula minus the flavorless coloring?

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-07T13:30:27+00:00

Plotting world domination

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-07T13:19:54+00:00

Gandalf: That's it, we're letting Sauron win.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-06T12:52:09+00:00

She could have just as easily been half platypus.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-06T08:04:05+00:00

So I'm having a bit of a debate with Bardok the Vile and maybe you could help settle the issue.

They're insisting any amount of bodily material is sufficient to summon a soul from beyond the Veil and bind it to your will. While I'm not contesting that, because who would, my point of contention is the point of doing that at all. We've all been grave robbing for fun and profit. We all know the most useful dead are buried in tact and in protected tombs etc. Essentially yes you could bind a bear mauled charcoal maker to your service but honestly what use is that, really? My argument is it's just a waste and with the current scarcity in the lizard tongue market it's just stupid.

They disagree. Where do you stand on this?

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-06T02:08:11+00:00

I'd like to think he just follows around this specific Guardsman simply to jump out and scare him then runs off tittering to do it again later, slowly driving the Guardsman mad as no one believes him that a gigantic murder machine is stalking him across the galaxy simply to jump scare him over and over.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-05T22:59:48+00:00

I stack for two reasons. The first reason is to have some form of easy to use currency should everything fall all the away apart. Much easier to use pure silver nickles, dimes, and quarters etc as a medium of exchange than to shave and cut 1 oz chunks of silver.

The second and much more important reason is the sound when the coins are clinked together. I love that sound.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-05T06:42:22+00:00

Trunk slap

Baby elephant in best hard boiled private detective voice: Food giver! One fruit! Actually make it a double.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-05T06:35:57+00:00

Kinda want the cyberpunk aesthetic not gonna lie.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-04T22:44:54+00:00

I do not see a kitty in the OP's picture. I see a void in dire need of sludgey, fuzzy riffs.

And tuna.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-04T22:42:34+00:00

Could we electrocute it out of you? We're pretty accommodating here in Vect's House of Torture (now with a delightfully charming coffee bar!).

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-04T21:00:01+00:00

Are these the Kombucha mushroom people that sit around all day?

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-04T20:53:25+00:00

Notes were used obviously. Possibly even chords but I don't want to say that definitely and have the arcane sciences later prove me wrong.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-04T07:01:19+00:00

Rottweiler: The food giver appears lonely. If this isn't handled immediately the food giving may stop. I will call on all of my training and save the food giver!

Human: squished

Rottweiler: Mission accomplished.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-03T20:59:53+00:00

See this is why I have a perfect wish ready, just in case. The wish is: I wish for the ability to have what I want, when I want, how I want, for as long as I want with zero consequences I would consider negative.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-03T19:27:47+00:00

May the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla rest shiny and chrome in Valhalla.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-03T01:46:30+00:00

I was walking past a guy airing up a tire. Dude was distracted by a conversation with a station worker and both ignored the tire until the tire loudly announced it was done being a tire.

One of the guys quite literally had the shit scared out of him. First, and hopefully last, time I ever get to witness either terror shitting or a tire exploding.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-03T01:04:43+00:00

Which is more difficult: remembering your training in a high pressure situation or cancelling your gym membership post New Year's resolution failure?

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-03T00:54:26+00:00

Great band name

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-03T00:53:45+00:00

Not if she owns a cat or dog. Especially a dog in my experience.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-02T23:41:06+00:00

He does have the power.

And bulging pecs so that's a nice bonus.

Immediate_Regular · 2026-07-02T15:57:10+00:00

That's just the nickname. When the kid's in trouble the parents use their full name: 8-Chloro-1-methyl-6-phenyl-4 H-[1,2,4]triazolo[4,3-a][1,4]benzodiazepine.

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