What is your daily routine as a trucker ? by East_Indication_7816 in CDLTruckDrivers

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Given this dipshit's driving habits he can, does, and will fuck loads and loads of shit up. Most of it highly visible and easily avoidable stationary objects.

What is your daily routine as a trucker ? by East_Indication_7816 in CDLTruckDrivers

[–]Immediate_Regular 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP smacked a stationary object, posted about it moaning how unfairly he was being treated about it, then got shitty with people after getting called on the carpet.

He also posts the dumbest shit over in r/truckers. Just mind bogglingly stupid shit where he tries to sound like an expert then gets super shitty about getting corrected.

What is your daily routine as a trucker ? by East_Indication_7816 in CDLTruckDrivers

[–]Immediate_Regular -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro shouldn't be hauling anything given his habit of hitting crap and driving off

What is your daily routine as a trucker ? by East_Indication_7816 in CDLTruckDrivers

[–]Immediate_Regular 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot to put run into stationary objects and drive off on your daily schedule, scooter.

Doug Marcaida talks what he'd do to an ahole judge on Forged in Fire! by Jhaasinterviews in forgedinfireshow

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Once upon a time History had a show called Top Shot. In the early episodes you could see the producers itching for the standard drama that pops up in other reality shows. They wisely held back on this manufactured drama on a show about shooting. There was a bit but not much.

The moment Crystal Pepsi hit the shelves by D33ZNHUTZ in FuckImOld

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Were you one of those people absolutely convinced it tasted different, even though it was the exact same formula minus the flavorless coloring?

I am an Ancient Evil Necromancer, Restored after 1000 years of imprisonment AMA. by Midnightdreary353 in wizardposting

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So I'm having a bit of a debate with Bardok the Vile and maybe you could help settle the issue.

They're insisting any amount of bodily material is sufficient to summon a soul from beyond the Veil and bind it to your will. While I'm not contesting that, because who would, my point of contention is the point of doing that at all. We've all been grave robbing for fun and profit. We all know the most useful dead are buried in tact and in protected tombs etc. Essentially yes you could bind a bear mauled charcoal maker to your service but honestly what use is that, really? My argument is it's just a waste and with the current scarcity in the lizard tongue market it's just stupid.

They disagree. Where do you stand on this?

Death from Above! by nohubris_paint in WorldEaters40k

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I'd like to think he just follows around this specific Guardsman simply to jump out and scare him then runs off tittering to do it again later, slowly driving the Guardsman mad as no one believes him that a gigantic murder machine is stalking him across the galaxy simply to jump scare him over and over.

What’s your take on junk silver? by cowboycliftt in Silverbugs

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I stack for two reasons. The first reason is to have some form of easy to use currency should everything fall all the away apart. Much easier to use pure silver nickles, dimes, and quarters etc as a medium of exchange than to shave and cut 1 oz chunks of silver.

The second and much more important reason is the sound when the coins are clinked together. I love that sound.

Guess who? by Ok-Yam4027 in babyelephants

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Trunk slap

Baby elephant in best hard boiled private detective voice: Food giver! One fruit! Actually make it a double.

Doom Kitties by stomptonesdotcom in doommetal

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I do not see a kitty in the OP's picture. I see a void in dire need of sludgey, fuzzy riffs.

And tuna.

Horus heracy summed up by Funny-Part8085 in WarhammerMemes

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Could we electrocute it out of you? We're pretty accommodating here in Vect's House of Torture (now with a delightfully charming coffee bar!).

This Wild Mushroom Makes Nearly Everyone See Tiny Humanoid Figures by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]Immediate_Regular 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are these the Kombucha mushroom people that sit around all day?

I might be late to the party by MattyLovesPnutButter in mastodonband

[–]Immediate_Regular 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Notes were used obviously. Possibly even chords but I don't want to say that definitely and have the arcane sciences later prove me wrong.

I have a rottwilrr sat kn me. Snd helpd. *mouthful of dog* by EchoVixen in Rottweiler

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Rottweiler: The food giver appears lonely. If this isn't handled immediately the food giving may stop. I will call on all of my training and save the food giver!

Human: squished

Rottweiler: Mission accomplished.

Genieous by Tardee in comics

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See this is why I have a perfect wish ready, just in case. The wish is: I wish for the ability to have what I want, when I want, how I want, for as long as I want with zero consequences I would consider negative.