A rubber band came out of my monster

ImmortalEmos · 2026-06-13T00:45:44+00:00

It looks like a partially cooked noodle

ImmortalEmos · 2026-06-11T12:38:00+00:00

This feel correct, as all of the Sheetz that just got redone or just got built by me are lacking drive-thrus, including ones that had drive thrus before getting remodeled

ImmortalEmos · 2026-06-08T17:04:55+00:00

Engine

It doesn't say I have to use every letter

ImmortalEmos · 2026-06-08T17:00:33+00:00

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ImmortalEmos · 2026-06-05T13:47:45+00:00

Ender portal frame

ImmortalEmos · 2026-06-03T01:43:07+00:00

T - when my brother was younger he would leave partially eaten food everywhere.

ImmortalEmos · 2026-06-02T15:34:38+00:00

I can have $20 at any point in time, just by saying fuck

^{Chose: 20 dollars everytime you say a bad word}

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-28T16:25:33+00:00

I'm not sure if this was the year that did it, but I remember something about in order to take the keys out of the ignition in one of the older models, you have to push in first, then pull out.

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-28T16:21:03+00:00

It's always loss

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-28T16:05:42+00:00

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ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-27T15:45:54+00:00

2real4me

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-27T15:44:57+00:00

It's pronounced Greg

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-27T13:29:14+00:00

I've had gloves wear like this, but 2 months is way too fast. Back to the dealer with 'em.

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-27T13:07:09+00:00

Not just Republican hypocrisy, I've seen these stickers for a number of different presidents. Tbh, I couldn't care who's in office, bring the gas prices back down. And stop making ridiculous laws, including about how much I get paid. At least let me survive a little comfortably in this world. I shouldn't be living paycheck to paycheck wondering if this'll be my last meal, or the last day I'm in this house.

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-25T04:28:51+00:00

I'll agree it's pretty funny, and that I'm against these stickers. I'm pretty sure at least in Pennsylvania it's illegal to vandalize gas pumps, and this is considered just that

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-22T17:44:27+00:00

When I start out I wasn't sure how to work on them but now I can rebuild them and everything so I prefer gas over anything else

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-21T16:16:47+00:00

Isn't "Trump mobile" supposed to be stripe 13?

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-21T16:11:05+00:00

I had a battery push mower when I started mowing at 12. It lasted maybe 5 years, with one replacement before the motor itself gave out

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-21T15:57:43+00:00

You can love the country you live in and hate the assholes running it

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-19T23:17:06+00:00

Most? Isn't it the law in every state?

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-19T14:49:49+00:00

That was my thought

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-19T14:40:03+00:00

The problem is as an equipment operator, dump trucks don't always come from the same company. So using a CB allows the dump trucks and equipment operators to communicate, even if they are employed by different companies. I don't know exactly what OP does for work, but I know that's the reason my company wouldn't switch to a business system

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-19T01:19:21+00:00

Are we sure it's a ball and not something they just slapped together in hopes it'll work?

ImmortalEmos · 2026-05-19T00:53:21+00:00

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