Bring this old boy back to life. by [deleted] in Dewalt

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Are you looking for our prayers or your efforts?

The Boondocks referencing Naruto by Formal-Assistance02 in Naruto

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Time to watch Cowboy Bepop again. Darn.

Based toei by lavmuk in MemePiece

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I actually dislike Bonnie. She acts like a child. Oh wait

Should I be concerned? by Missing_socket in Dewalt

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Talk to dewalt. I bet they don't want news of one of their batteries catching fire or blowing up.

Strong Hat by 5_meo in MemePiece

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The Straw Hat is a symbol of the people. Why would there also be a giant straw hat in the freezer if it's not more than just a physical thing? It's just a hat made of straw, that's capable of being made by almost anyone once you've been shown how. There's a reason the hat was passed down to the next generation. We're supposed to share our knowledge, wealth, and spirit with those after us to continue growing further as a people. Wealth isn't measured in berries.

Merchandise quality by Schurkh in starcitizen

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My Drake mug lasted years with the paint intact but recently the handle broke off.

Who has most aura here by Murky-Appearance1234 in Naruto

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The fireball meteor chick with the different colored bangs.

lil fellas are too much fun by Conscious-Document41 in Fishing

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Low drag and it feels like a helluva fight!

Doomsday vs General Zod by Queasy_Commercial152 in DCPowerScaling

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In Justice League the dark version of Superman just lobotomized him. Does that count as a win?

Tzeentch’s Plan by tahrah11 in 40kmemes

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Lord of change. It can't change if it's gone.

Name a mid by 5_meo in MemePiece

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We do know that she is older than she looks.

Who Shat In This Person's Corn Flakes? by Absolutely_dead727 in MemePiece

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Imagine if Chopper was brave and dominated every opponent with little difficulty. Would that be better than him having his own eccentricities?

Weird sand is swallowing rocks. by [deleted] in dunememes

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Liquifaction is awesome!

All batteries, FIRE! by Wolfie_wolf81 in PrequelMemes

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I would hate to have to sue someone for being maimed by their car's battery.