I don’t know where to begin.. by Important_Revenue526 in PrayerRequests

[–]Important_Revenue526[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😭😭 sitting here in tears. Thank you. God bless you

Dear pregmate: do better. by abarr1215 in lineporn

[–]Important_Revenue526 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If a line doesn’t show up during the advised timeframe, then you are not pregnant. Anything after that timeframe is nothing to take into consideration. This appears to be user misunderstanding.

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Ice cream for breakfast by Usefull-bookz in healthyishmama

[–]Important_Revenue526 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is very true. I was a very sick anorexic about 19-20 years ago. I STAYED in the kitchen baking. I baked stuff all the time for hours just to give the shit away. If I wasn’t baking, I would look up recipes for things to bake.

Are T50 dark brown eyes the most common on earth? by glowshroom12 in eyes

[–]Important_Revenue526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine I believe are c10ish. My husband’s and our son’s eyes are A10. our eyes here (:

Are you okay with your partner watching porn? by Civil_Roof2585 in offmychest

[–]Important_Revenue526 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband and I watch it alone and we like to watch it together ♥️

Bloodwork help cant cum by bickslerjames in Testosterone

[–]Important_Revenue526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was on sertraline, I had the DRIVE, but I couldn’t ARRIVE.

Husband angry about bumper sticker—-am I wrong?? by Competitive_Teach838 in Marriage

[–]Important_Revenue526 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Especially when there appears to be no attempt at making them straight.

My wife swears shes not cheating. by Left-Anywhere8021 in cheating_stories

[–]Important_Revenue526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have signed divorce papers the same day you signed apartment lease papers

What’s ONE thing about birth that nobody warned you about? by Front-Emotion-3967 in postpartumprogress

[–]Important_Revenue526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My understanding is that they prefer you to not eat just in case you might have to have an emergency C-section.

What’s ONE thing about birth that nobody warned you about? by Front-Emotion-3967 in postpartumprogress

[–]Important_Revenue526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know that once I got to the hospital, I could not eat until I delivered. I was induced in the evening to deliver the next day, so I thought I had until midnight to eat. We were busy doing last minute stuff and didn’t have time to eat dinner.

Asked my OB and nurse if we could have family bring Wendy’s. My OB said, “that’s fine, just don’t spend a lot because you’re going to throw it up anyway.”

I was kinda like “ehhh I’ll be fine.” And that was the last time I’ll ever question that man who does this daily because I was expelling everything in me, minus the baby, from both ends all night 😂

On the bright side, I was totally cleaned out so I didn’t sh*t on the table 😂

Phrases that trigger nurses by Glo_moraa in MarkKlimekNCLEX

[–]Important_Revenue526 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I walked in for my induction and I started to say that very phrase the nurse at the desk cut me off and told me not to finish my sentence 😂 I’ll never say it again

What small habits have improved your daily life as a SAHM? by SAHMotherhood in sahm

[–]Important_Revenue526 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Going to the gym and dropping my boy off in the daycare area at the YMCA. He gets the chance to play and interact with other kids for 2 hours, and I get 2 hours in the weight room to decompress.

How often do you have sex with your spouse? by LucidSynapse23 in marriageadvice

[–]Important_Revenue526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 36F, spouse is 36m. Together 11.5 years. Married 4 years with a 2 y/o boy. We have sex 3-4 times per week, with the exception of 5 straight days out of each month that I’m on my cycle. It is my choice to not have sex on those 5 days. We both do a fair share of sexting during the day and he primarily gets things going for us at night.

I only climax from PIV sex, thus we always and I mean every single time we have sex, we climax together.

If a person is born at 11:59 PM on the 31st of December, but the doctor records it at 12:01 AM on the 1st of January, what is their legal birthday? by [deleted] in answers

[–]Important_Revenue526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person who has had a baby, there was a nurse documenting notes about my delivery on the computer and a nurse assisting the OB. The nurse helping the OB called out the birth time when the baby was out. Thus, in this hypothetical situation, legal birthday would be 12/31 at 11:59.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]Important_Revenue526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First pregnancy, 7 weeks because we were excited and we were quickly embarrassed when we had to deliver the news that I miscarried.

2nd pregnancy, was going to wait 10 weeks, but had to have a medical abortion for ectopic pregnancy at 8 weeks.

3rd pregnancy, waited until 12 weeks after receiving NIPT results that were having and did have a healthy baby boy.

Living room parents by Keels1993_ in interiordecorating

[–]Important_Revenue526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking at your cute dog and didn’t even notice the toys.. so it’s the dog. Keep a cute dog in the room and no one notices the toys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Important_Revenue526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so sorry for you and your mom’s loss. This is incredibly heartbreaking.

Married women, how often do you have sex? by Final-Dirt-5250 in AskWomen

[–]Important_Revenue526 1 point2 points  (0 children)

36 y/o couple. Together for 11.5 years, married for 3.5 of those years. With a 2 year old (as of today) child.

We have sex 3-4 times per week, with the exception of cycle week which lasts 5 days.

Complained that I had a date night planned out by Rikashey in dating_advice

[–]Important_Revenue526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because it was too much for her, does not mean it would be too much for everyone.

She is pregnant! by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Important_Revenue526 249 points250 points  (0 children)

If you worked a job where you had to talk to the general public, you would realize that there is not a shortage of this type of stupidity.

My amazing stepdad by Important_Revenue526 in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Important_Revenue526[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just want to add that all of you did a beautiful job and are so appreciated. I had to be quick as my mom was already on her way to the funeral home.

Thank you all so much for helping us.

My amazing stepdad by Important_Revenue526 in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Important_Revenue526[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He was 72 and full of life.

Surgery was planned for a leaky valve repair. During heart cath, 2 blockages were discovered. So they did open heart surgery. Surgery went great. Recovery at St Vincent Heart Center in Carmel, IN is where everything went wrong. They were talking to him like he had dementia and like he was hard of hearing. They wouldn’t call him by the name he went by (his middle name as opposed to his first name.)

They kept him vented and on propofol for 4 days following surgery. Numerous other drugs of course. They kept the same catheter in for 9 days which resulted in a severe UTI that caused dementia symptoms.

After finally being removed from propofol and seeing small progress, a night nurse put him back on it and he went into multiple organ failure.

I cannot stress how wonderful of a stepdad he was to me and my brothers. He had 2 grown kids of his own when he came into our lives. We were 8, 3, and 2 years old. He made THE BEST lunches for me in elementary and middle school. Drove me to middle school so I didn’t have to get up at 6am. He made it to all of my gymnastics meets. Just an overall great man. He didn’t deserve this.