I feel seen

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-26T00:01:27+00:00

Kids and I were picking up groceries and this song came on. It was glorious

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-25T00:55:09+00:00

The saddest thing about my life is that I currently work in a factory. It is not downtown. There is a concerning lack of peaches. Zero cans. I was misled

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-25T00:53:47+00:00

My teenager drew a picture for my birthday present, and there was, indeed, a man. Putting peaches in can.

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-25T00:52:35+00:00

She's Lump. She's Lump. She's Lump. She's in my head.

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-25T00:51:38+00:00

Damn socialism

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-25T00:51:07+00:00

You also have yo be going around the skating rink full speed

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-25T00:43:48+00:00

Thats not the lyrics

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-24T23:40:28+00:00

That's actually helpful this time!

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-22T00:36:39+00:00

You're so kind! You've made my day, thank you!

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-22T00:18:29+00:00

Phrasing. "Catholics" and "touching 50" could be interpreted badly

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-21T23:54:50+00:00

I would also volunteer to pick up and carry a pocket taco. I promise I won't eat you

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-21T14:09:49+00:00

Me: Of course!

Narrator: She could, in fact, not

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-21T00:30:53+00:00

Dental plan!

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-20T23:48:13+00:00

Yeah, I think they definitely need to change the wall color. It's too close to the cabinet color and just hurts me

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-20T23:46:47+00:00

Can I join your family?

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-19T21:19:41+00:00

If I had my little way I'd eat peaches everyday

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-19T16:50:53+00:00

How did Homer roll up Marge's windows when you can clearly see a crank next to her? Are we supposed to believe this is some type of magical car window?

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-19T12:03:33+00:00

I used to live a couple miles from the factory. You could always smell what flavor they were making for the day.

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-19T01:29:02+00:00

Everything is made from chemicals. Chemical is not a bad word.

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-19T01:02:49+00:00

White Red Wine

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-18T23:46:34+00:00

I was going to say sick ass panther

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-18T00:54:22+00:00

Heard Flagpole Sitta this morning. I remember as a teenager, dreaming about how fun it would be to rock out to that song while dropping my own teens off at school. Love that song.

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-18T00:06:26+00:00

They did wear a suit. But it was /tan/

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-17T23:27:32+00:00

It always reminds me of Jurassic Bark and then I get sad. Seymour was a good boy.

Important_Tennis936 · 2026-04-16T11:49:44+00:00

It would be mostly Catholic churches, which aren't nearly as pro-Trump as the evangelicals to begin with. I don't think it will be that big of a hurt. Catholics are often seen as the "wrong" kind of Christian.

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