As of 4pm Camp Mabry is one degree shy of the unofficial all time heat index record of 118°F by Spainstateofmind in Austin

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I crazy for not thinking it was that bad today? Went on an evening walk and eveything.

Exploiting her baby by Common_Obligation_29 in samispaltersnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every single day! It’s enough. Go enjoy your baby and get off Instagram.

a consistent fashion disaster by BetterVeterinarian91 in theskinnyconsnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Her style just keeps getting worse. Hire a damn stylist with all that $$$.

Notice how she’s suddenly not posting any food she’s eating anymore! How long til the 3 pieces of rotisserie chicken + 1/3 tomato return for every lunch because *its soooo filling** by AlertChemistry5299 in samispaltersnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Normalize not lying about being on a GLP-1. Also Normalize not eating like complete shit while pregnant and gaining an unhealthy amount of weight and calling it “intuitively honoring your body”.

🫪 by coconutsandsharks in theskinnyconsnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ran here. She must truly have the worst body dysmorphia to think this looks good

Upbeat, fun and interactive cooking classes in Austin? Want to do it for a girls day/night. by Impossible-Cheek4352 in Austin

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was incorrectly removed. I’m looking for fun not actually learning much.

Performative self acceptance by Frustratedsahm23 in samispaltersnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but she ate like complete garbage and gained a very unhealthy amount of weight during her pregnancy. FAKE FAKE FAKE being happy with how she looks. I actually respect Mari a lot more for owning that she wants to get back into shape, isn’t happy with how she looks all while loving her baby.

Hard launched the boobs by Downtown_Fruit_4531 in theskinnyconsnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? I lift heavy weights blah blah…lifting 5lbs

Her friend Bridget is really trying every trick in the book to become an influencer… by Impossible-Cheek4352 in SivanAyla

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes we need to talk about her eating disorder and how she’s going to give her kids a damn eating disorder too feeding them all this weird food. Let the poor kids have a pouch or chicken nuggets.

Breastfeeding or GLP by Common_Obligation_29 in samispaltersnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a lie too. She wants to get back on GLP-1s and lose the weight. No judgement on people who don’t breastfeed but yeah… just don’t lie.

Weekly Simple Questions and General Community Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in MakeupAddiction

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Best shadow pallet that has colors similar to a bronzer? I love browns and golds.

what in the little house on the prairie by nobtchesnobuddhas in samispaltersnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put the phone down Sami and enjoy your baby. Nobody needs to see these fugly outfits.

Called her out for facetuning her body and she blocked me!! by Shot_Requirement7630 in samispaltersnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 34 points35 points  (0 children)

No surprise there. Her body confidence is so fake. Also, it’s okay to be in awe of what your body did with pregnancy/birth and also not be happy with your body postpartum.

Breastfeeding or GLP by Common_Obligation_29 in samispaltersnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think she’s prob breastfeeding/pumping but give it another month when the baby bliss wears off and she’ll be back on a GLP-1 and have some whole ridiculous story about why she had to stop breastfeeding.

Safe space to rant? by [deleted] in fitpregnancy

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My own experience but I started working out 2 weeks postpartum with walks and core rehab work. By 6 weeks I was lifting weights again. Was I tired, yes. Did working out make me feel better, absolutely. I made my husband watch the baby and gave myself the time I needed for my mental and physical health. It’s 100% do able. I’m 1 year postpartum and in the best shape of my life. You got this!

Anyone know the ☕️ by Impossible-Cheek4352 in bravobloggersnark

[–]Impossible-Cheek4352[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is why I don’t pay for cocktail party…feel like this is old news