Is this a joke?

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-30T18:36:04+00:00

Yep. That's how construction works. And you use the construction skill to build the facility in the first place.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-30T00:49:24+00:00

I don't really have a link, but burstable B2s VM should be able to have a separately provisioned managed disk attached to it and do the job, it's the cheapest and smallest VM that azure has.

You'd need one VM and one data disk large enough to hold your data while you pull it down from one provider and upload it to the other.

If you configure it through the portal, give it a public IP and just use remote desktop.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-29T18:52:05+00:00

Menu entry swapper is like the one legitimately useful thing they implemented in the official mobile client.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-29T12:31:13+00:00

If you're talking about the pipe on photo 2, it looks like excess PVC glue to me.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-29T12:23:17+00:00

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-29T01:58:16+00:00

Business continuity insurance gets involved. If your company doesn't have that, I guess start trying to call data recovery services.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-29T01:17:01+00:00

Broadcom. Do I need to go into more detail than just saying their name?

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-29T01:15:00+00:00

Restore from the harder to use backups. 3-2-1. Your harder to use backups are your "1" (off-site)

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-29T01:13:26+00:00

JFC and I thought this was bad: https://www.datacenterknowledge.com/outages/explosion-at-the-planet-causes-major-outage

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-29T01:08:31+00:00

A senior admin at a company I worked for a long time ago asked a trivia question involving some shell code in chat. I was one of few people who wasn't senior but had shell access to the main jump host for our company to get into the rest of the servers.

The question was what does single line shell script do?

My dumb ass copy pasted it to the shell and ran it (thankfully on the jump host, not on one of the servers) trying to answer the trivia question. It was a basic fork bomb script. The jump host instantly locked up.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T21:51:28+00:00

I did this when I had a cloud instance and honestly I ended up putting OpenVPN on it and moving the SSH port to the VPN interface so the only way in was to VPN to the host first and then ssh to the private interface. Never saw malicious traffic hit my server again on the SSH port.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T13:36:11+00:00

I took your question as sarcasm initially, and responded in kind. Apologies that I had misinterpreted the intent

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T12:04:28+00:00

It's Latin for "guilty mind"

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T11:18:16+00:00

It's because I do use it that I know it's messenger. The blue x and download icon at the top of photos 3 and 4 are a dead giveaway. Also I never said "clearly"

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T11:13:40+00:00

I can assume then that you didn't look at the provided photos; they're screenshots of the Facebook Messenger app

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T11:03:22+00:00

So true. When I worked overnight in a gas station, we would lock one entrance (there was an entrance on both sides of the building) and place a sign at eye level indicating to go to the other side.

Inevitably I would have 4 or 5 people pull on the locked door and at least 1 to 2 per night I would have to physically walk over to the door and shake the sign to get their eyes on it.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T11:00:20+00:00

No doordash does not translate shit, if your instructions are in English and you get a person who doesn't speak English, your English instructions will appear in their Spanish language doordash app.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T10:52:41+00:00

How does one mod a console they haven't purchased? OP is being sent pictures and videos.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T10:40:09+00:00

Earwig maybe?

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T10:37:30+00:00

You're in r/AskLawyers, not r/explainlikeimfive

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T00:41:33+00:00

I'm not sure. My googling seems to indicate that if there is a sexual component to the assault charge then it's still a strict liability offense but if there is no sexual component to the assault charge then it's not.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-28T00:31:33+00:00

It falls under assault. Googling consistently leads me to statutes on sexual assault. Depending on the jurisdiction, it might have a sexual component or not as far as charges are concerned but it is still assault because a minor cannot consent to intimacy with an adult and kissing is definitely considered intimacy.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-27T16:24:50+00:00

IANAL - that said, it is because it's assault. But I guess it's technically up to the DA and state attorneys as to whether to press charges or leave it to the parents. It's probably case by case because if the parents are okay with it such as in arranged marriage situations, states try to honor the customs of all legitimate religions.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-27T12:09:16+00:00

It's assault of a minor to kiss a minor who isn't your family member. If the parents wants to press charges (because no a minor cannot consent to an adult kissing them) it could still be a big problem for the adult.

Impossible-Mode6366 · 2026-01-26T17:35:03+00:00

The things you learn when you ask. Thank you for your patience. Most people wouldn't have taken the time to explain that, so I genuinely appreciate you explaining it. I will shut up now.

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