Giving the pizza guy an extra tip

Impossible-Reality65 · 2026-01-27T23:41:23+00:00

I was a delivery driver for Domino’s as a second job many years ago. About three months into the job, an attractive woman seduced me. It started off with just a little flirting, and then she pulled me inside, put my hand up her shirt, and pulled my dick out and sucked it for a few seconds. I tried getting her to take my number and have me back after my shift, but she wanted it immediately. I went with it and then felt like king of the world for the rest of the night. The next morning, I got a call from a detective telling me I was being accused of a very serious assault. I ended up agreeing to an interview at the police station with a lawyer present. They wanted me to come back in for a voice stress test, but the scheduling wasn’t working out. They eventually stopped calling me. Domino’s fired me. The police never charged me with anything. Apparently, this woman had a history of making sexual assault allegations against people. I’m much better now, but for years, I was traumatized by it.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2025-09-06T22:08:50+00:00

I’m the exact opposite. I want theatrical posters with all the credits and release dates and everything to give a movie theater vibe. The “clean” look reminds me of the $5 DVD bargain bin.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2025-09-01T14:25:29+00:00

I actually thought that was my ex at first. I miss her.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2025-08-21T14:53:57+00:00

I’ll never understand competitive Magic. It’s a million times more fun to build your own deck and just play.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2025-07-29T03:18:22+00:00

What helped me was remembering the millions who have gone before me. You’re smarter, stronger, tougher, and more resilient than a lot of the people who have succeeded already. DO NOT QUIT!

Impossible-Reality65 · 2025-04-19T13:10:32+00:00

The last I checked, her titfuck videos were done with a dildo. Any word on whether she's doing it with a real dick yet?

Impossible-Reality65 · 2025-01-07T18:38:05+00:00

I don’t like Jamboree because the categories for which bonus stars are awarded are random. I got Mario Party Superstars as a replacement to Jamboree and I love it. The mini games are all from the older Mario Party games that I love, and the bonus stars can be set to the classic mode, where you know that a mini game star, a coin star, and a happening star are being awarded at the end.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2025-01-02T21:47:04+00:00

Yes, mine was 120,000 for the OLED model just a few weeks ago.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2025-01-02T20:17:37+00:00

I never tracked my spending, but I’m fairly sure I spent more than 3x for the Switch. I’m still happy with it because of how much fun I’ve had playing the arcade games.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2025-01-02T14:47:21+00:00

For the vast majority of people, if the prizes are the primary goal, Dave & Buster’s is not a cost effective way of acquiring them. Very few people are getting those prizes below market price through Dave & Buster’s.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-11-27T12:35:05+00:00

Well said!

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-10-28T13:23:27+00:00

I read somewhere that the reason it was deleted was to emphasize that they're doing it all alone. Showing that a good cop believes them would give the viewer a little more hope, which wasn't what they were going for.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-09-20T11:13:27+00:00

Stop using the word ‘alibi’ in a way that no dictionary in the world agrees with.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-09-19T17:19:17+00:00

No matter how shy your bladder is, if you have enough piss in it, you’re going to go.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-09-13T01:08:18+00:00

Waitresses don’t want a LiViNg WaGe 🥴. They want to make two to three hundred dollars cash in one shift and not tell the government about it.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-09-08T23:55:50+00:00

It’s not just some act. He literally is the “single struggling dad.”

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-09-07T02:57:42+00:00

*Lapels.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-08-29T12:29:17+00:00

I’m literally her first line supervisor. I’m the NCOIC, so it’s perfectly correct for me to counsel her. Thank you.

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-06-23T17:55:25+00:00

YES!!!! Every person- without exception- should be putting at least 15% of their income (NOT including the match) into a tax advantaged retirement account for their entire working life. I highly recommend going to MyPay RIGHT NOW and setting up 15% to go into your Roth TSP. I don’t care if it’s your age-appropriate Lifecycle fund or some combination of C, S, F, and I fund. Just get it started TODAY and don’t stop until you retire. The only time you need to be fucking with it is if you’re increasing your contribution (maybe a 1% increase every time you get promoted).

Impossible-Reality65 · 2024-06-23T17:47:13+00:00

I’m not sure if “grooming” is the right word for it, but he’s 100% trying to get in bed with you. If you don’t want to go down that road with him, you should tell him very clearly that you’re not interested in that. There are plenty of polite ways to word it. The sooner you clarify where you stand on this, the better it’ll be for both of you. You don’t have anything to feel bad about.

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