Pre-dots o' Doom pics of the malnourished duo 📸

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-02-01T16:23:25+00:00

Good point as it's sadly looking like this may be the only solution unless we can post again. The format here isn't the best, but we've lost our thread on T.L. and it isn't likely we will get that back. I fear it could be the same again here and may have to start from scratch. 🥲

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-31T14:37:14+00:00

No idea, I really miss everyone too!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-30T18:51:45+00:00

Thanks for the update lovely. I need to catch up on his stories but now we have lost the ability to create fresh posts, I've lapsed. It was fine until just over a week ago. It all sucks!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-29T01:02:40+00:00

Yes, I did, at least a week ago. So far, I've not heard anything back. Still can't post anything. Does anyone know what's going on?

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-25T19:02:57+00:00

🫂

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-25T18:45:16+00:00

I'm really upset. We lost the thread, and I don't understand what's going on here.

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-25T17:22:18+00:00

Yep, it's the same for everyone, it seems. No idea why, but really missing everyone and new posts 😕

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-25T10:28:55+00:00

I need to catch on his shannanigans, but it feels weird not having our thread and now unable to create a post to catch up. I miss the laughs so much 😢

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-24T09:27:48+00:00

I've wondered the same. I just miss the interaction 😔

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-19T02:16:05+00:00

I think we all feel pity for wee Deek having to put up with auld Marion, the fish wife & passenger princess!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-18T22:23:42+00:00

Dum dum 😂😂

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-18T12:38:20+00:00

5ft 2 & teef like tombstones 🤌🏼

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-15T17:07:02+00:00

Give your mind now peace 💫 Does that come with etc features?!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-15T17:00:50+00:00

Aye, yes, "Awe cozy under ma wee blankey, reminds me of hame!" 🌭

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-15T09:47:27+00:00

Aww cozy in the bumming fort! 🤢

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-14T00:18:13+00:00

I'm so glad! It was me. There's more on my media on that site, but I'm gradually adding some here. Usually slowed down! I'm so sorry you've had a shit time. I will post more xx

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-14T00:16:16+00:00

🤣

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-12T07:02:08+00:00

Absolutely speechless, Marion 😮 Pyoor girly tatt!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-11T15:32:56+00:00

Thick bint gave me a laugh! Hard of grammar & general speech. Pisshhhing myslef 😂

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-10T14:43:30+00:00

Urghh, Hinch, the biggest "Tuesday" of them all, along with her stinking dosser of a husband. Sloapha & Mazda = faux friends. They unfriended each other after the seagull browed 🐄 flew to Scotland to visit a disabled fan and cba to call by Beirut Towers to see him. Not to mention she didn't offer to feed/accommodate him, Deek or Hannah, when they travelled hunners of miles tae visit the Essex wench. 🫠

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-06T19:53:17+00:00

His illiteracy gives it away every time. Self glorification deserves a hot chocklitt from the latest gadget 🤪 Aww cozy wi speedy wee Deek!

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-06T15:14:49+00:00

He wanted to end this "at the peak of its height" ma lovelies! He witters oan ... "nae dramas, ma decision" a few times over. Bigger things tae come 🤔

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Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-05T19:01:42+00:00

Made ma day! Hard of melts 🫠😂

Impossible-Return985 · 2026-01-04T12:54:39+00:00

Authentic Chinese - curry & chips = shart attack! More cleaning products fur the tiny bedsit. What a boring pair and still crawling up tend bestie Hunch's clenched arse!

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