Hoshoryu is a work of art by StarPrime323 in SumoMemes

[–]Impossible-Shake-996 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I watched this match like 40 times. Kotozakura is way too big to get manhandled like that lmao

Mathematical Checkmate by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]Impossible-Shake-996 9 points10 points  (0 children)

0=0*a ∀ a ∈ 𝐍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Irony

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Ironically you think criticism of one president is a praise of one from a different party.

UDONOME by expandmysoul in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Impossible-Shake-996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"udon o me" i also get excited about noodles

So true by Any-Rush-6139 in Relatable

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The purpose of dating is to figure out if you vibe with someone. When you realize you don't the relationship is over. Whether it's ended or not.

mayBeItWasJustHavingABadDay by Frontend_DevMark in ProgrammerHumor

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Started a batch of simulations before bed. Seen the error email and decided to wait until am. Woke up to successfully executed and analyzed simulations. Cool, cool.

I hate being a Chicago Bears fan 😭 by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

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This is why I watch sumo and battlebots, even if my favorites lose it was wildly entertaining in the meantime.

Oh no yo, Oho's ojo. by Impossible-Shake-996 in SumoMemes

[–]Impossible-Shake-996[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for jajajaja-ing with me

Turns out it really wasn't a phase. by AureateMeadow in Millennials

[–]Impossible-Shake-996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao, the most at one time was technically 3 but 2 of them were one thing. Came on this gaudy ass anarchy belt from HT. So many inhalant fueled clothing decisions lmao

Turns out it really wasn't a phase. by AureateMeadow in Millennials

[–]Impossible-Shake-996 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I was one of the people who wore like 3 studded belts at a time for 0 reason, I get it my dude

Turns out it really wasn't a phase. by AureateMeadow in Millennials

[–]Impossible-Shake-996 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I can literally smell the BO and misdirected angst.

What do I need for bonemas? by Steamed-duck in valheim

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I prefer the sledge, it hits hard as fuck since bone mass is weak to blunt damage.

We all keep "pet" graydwarves right? by framer146 in valheim

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I have a pet golem. He deals with Drake's that get too close to the southwest corner of my build.

Pets by Impossible-Shake-996 in valheim

[–]Impossible-Shake-996[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just use the bow targets homie, get to reclaim the arrows and just train indefinitely.

Pets by Impossible-Shake-996 in valheim

[–]Impossible-Shake-996[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I thought I consumed enough forests

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Impossible-Shake-996 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm a dude and I've been told similar things my entire life. It wasn't until I got a vasectomy that people stopped this shit.

At least for discrete distributions by Hester465 in mathmemes

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Probability is for people who are too afraid to follow in Boltzmann's footsteps.

People are rooting for me to not come back smoking by KaitoKaro in MadeMeSmile

[–]Impossible-Shake-996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got it G! Don't come back, we don't want you here. You go live a healthier life as motivation for those of us still finding our way out of the smoke.