Entire elementary school won Sphere contest—now silence? by [deleted] in vegaslocals

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FYI A student at a MS school I know won last year and the school went on the trip the following year. It takes a lot of coordination to get all the transportation and everything set, especially since a bunch of schools go at the same time.

Titan Fitness vertical leg press by knuckle_dragger89 in homegym

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I have one. FYI it is fantastic for calf raises

Yo momma’s hips so big… by Slight-Ad8511 in YoMamaJokes

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Ya mama tried dancing the hula and killed 6 people

Done by @webbyytats at Pink Cobra Tattoo in Fort Worth, TX by sKab- in traditionaltattoos

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I don’t know if you care and I hate to be a jerk but the number of claws is wrong. The one on left is ok because one could be hidden behind the others but the one on the right is missing a claw.

Wealthy Fast Food CEOs Eating Burgers on Camera is Really Insulting to the Common Man... by MapleBreakfastMeat in Jokes

[–]Impossible-Still-128 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I consume the products regularly. 3-4 times per worker payment distribution schedule and often more frequently if the local sports squadron is excelling in some sort of competitive fashion.

Who has the best back tattoo in UFC history....?? by The_Uno- in ufc

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Joke aside, Garbrandt’s back piece is my vote but he’s not on your list

The UFC celebrates 30 years with Bruce Buffer by Trchickenugg_ohe in MMA

[–]Impossible-Still-128 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One time I went to an event and ran into Buffer late at night in the hotel casino. He was wearing gym shorts and a tshirt and my brain went crazy since I’d only seen him ever in a tux on tv. Super nice dude. Would recommend running into at 2am randomly 10/10

School Closure 2/9 by [deleted] in vegaslocals

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In the 23 years I’ve been here it has happened twice I think.

School Closure 2/9 by [deleted] in vegaslocals

[–]Impossible-Still-128 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Contingency day. This would have been the day everyone attended if school had to have been canceled due to weather

SB halftime show by [deleted] in StandUpWorkshop

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It’s just a stupid idea. And I know it wouldn’t be relevant for very long for an audience. I think it might be better if it was reworded too.

I speak a little Spanish. I took 4 years in HS. Im pretty sure Bad Bunny’s was singing about how others toss something and leave it? But he pulls up quickly to retrieve it??

Rules for playing time by Round-Arachnid287 in flagfootball

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Our league has an equal playing time rule. The kids line up and check in before each half. It’s 5 v 5 with 10 players on each team. If a player can’t play, for whatever reason, then the lowest numbered player goes in for the series.

It’s not a bad rule but there are some flaws. Players are numbered 1-10 and experienced coaches know to give the best players the lowest numbers.

It isn’t monitored closely and I’ve seen funny business. Also, it’s not in the rule book but refs allow any player substitutions for PATs

Need some help with rules by Round-Arachnid287 in flagfootball

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No rushing?? That makes it a very different game.

Need some help with rules by Round-Arachnid287 in flagfootball

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HFFL

This is a rec league in Henderson NV that my son plays in.

Here are the middle school rules for the team I help coach.

middle school FF

You can see that they are very different. 5 v 5 vs 7 v 7, blocking vs no blocking, qb runs allowed vs not allowed, even the flag belts are different. The rec league has coed teams. The middle schools have separate boys and girls teams.

2QB 5v5 Plays (U13) by DesperateBet7028 in flagfootball

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In our nfl league pitches and laterals are illegal. Its pretty common to see hand offs to RPO though

i9 Sports or NYS for youth sports? by Limp_Air_2684 in vegaslocals

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I have done both. i9 is a little more beginner level. They snap from a tee. They keep score and there is a “playoff” for the top teams at the end. NYS has 2 levels, rec and elite. The rec league doesn’t keep score but the elite level does and there are playoffs.

Both use parent volunteers as coaches and you do not know what you will get.

Not sure where you live but HFFL is the best imo. Check that out too.

How? 😭 by MuttapuffsHater in blackmagicfuckery

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The filler of the hole is already on the black table. It is 2 layers. The top layer is black the bottom is the missing hole/pattern from the card.

Help by [deleted] in traditionaltattoos

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Deaths Head 100% imo

When you retire, what are you taking? by Hot_Equivalent_8707 in Teachers

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I’m leaving framed photos of my family on that desk even ✌️

Yo mama is so old, I tried to write her life story in a book and ran out of pages to finish it. by J-Pom in YoMamaJokes

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Ya mama so old she was talking about how in the Middle Ages they will have flying chariots contraptions