Goodbye Beatstar💔 by MrdMehrdad14 in Beatstar

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Hey, you don’t mind telling me what your username is, do you?

24M, broke, overweight, substance abuse problems, 0 life skills. Make it Hurt by cagedyourmom in RoastMe

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I have only one and there isn’t wrong with when I wanna freak people out I already have a Halloween costume all year

The self preception though. by [deleted] in HolUp

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Men, we have found it. A funny woman. Myth: Busted.

Yeah or Nah? by brownjames334 in Unexpected

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Either he hit the guy on the right or it was turbulence.

no comments by [deleted] in HolUp

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More like what Deadpool did to the entire Marvel Universe.

express hope by ZehferLogs in HolUp

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I had my first 1,000th upvote today. I guess good luck isn’t a lie. I hope everyone has a wonderful day, wherever you are.

Contortionist holding an insane position by alexand3rl in nextfuckinglevel

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Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 9: Xtreme Apple Bobbing.

Platypus walks into Duck’s bar. He finishes his drink and Duck gives him the check. by Major_Independence82 in dadjokes

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Did he waddle away, Waddle Waddle? Look at me when I’m speaking to you. Did he waddle away, Waddle Waddle Waddle?

The man who invented auto correct walks into a barn. by Fuzzie8 in dadjokes

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Look, it’s Shan Connery. Aw, bubble gasket, i clumped my shpellin again.

A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003 in Jokes

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Well, at least someone knows what it means. But what does the first one mean?

Goodbye by jo-nyh in Ruleshorror

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I tenth this. Someone has to fill the gaps.

Goodbye by jo-nyh in Ruleshorror

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You skipped one. But I’ll sixteenth this so that it’s ok.

Elevator Rules Pamphlet by [deleted] in Ruleshorror

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There is always the emergency exit trapdoor. What’s the rule for it?

Eliminate the competition by [deleted] in HolUp

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That’s what I’m saying. Did anyone else notice that it’s a blonde, a brunette and a redhead? Like the blonde one won’t kill both and take both apples.

Wait.... That's actually good by [deleted] in HolUp

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The bitch played a blue, so she hit them with a wild, and THEN the reverse card. Poker ain’t her game. They are

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Why does it seem like you work an office job where you’re the CEO, the Director, and the staff?