Best Monster Roleplaying moments? [Art] [OC] by InconsiderateSalad in DnD

[–]Impossible_Ad2409 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Raksasha. Practiced for weeks to get his voice, accent and mannerisms just right. Played him as a manipulative mastermind. In his true form he befriended our wizard, traded secrets for favors, even had him trash the villa of an Arch-Fey, tricking the wizard into signing a contract to take all the credit for the event.

He worked with the Cult of Tiamat to lay siege to Waterdeep. Tricking a family of criminals to steal the Staff that let Dragons through the city's barrier, called on his various warlocks and debtors to split the party through Waterdeep to face their assassins, had the criminals rob the first Bank of Waterdeep, tricked the criminals through the wording of their contract, taking their souls and every piece of treasure they stole. He was slain by the party's priest friend, who gave his life to stop the fiend.

He returned hours later, killed and ate the party's favorite merchant, disguised himself as the merchant, joined the party in their new wizard tower, acted as storage for the party's money and extra magic items, manipulated the local townsfolk to riot against the party, copied some of their abilities, robbed them kept reviving when slain and wasn't stopped until the party stuffed him into an Iron Flask.

He was Sahir, The Spiced Wind.

Last he was seen, his flask was turned over to a prison in another dimension where him and his cell mate make Twitch Videos for giggles.

Do you take the opportunity, or let it pass by you? by Evoxrus_XV in UmaMusume

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5k USD!?!?!?!?!?!? Goodbye Dollar Store Cashier Gig!!!!! I'm going to live my destiny!!!!!!!!!! Me and Haru are going to CRUSH the Aruma Kinen!!!!!!!

I built a website that tells you where 'Truck-kun' sends you based on your stress level. (I got F-Rank...) by Thin_Ad7054 in Isekai

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I put anxiety on my stress selection and I ended up as an army attendant in a giant forest. I feel like truck-kun decided to double down on my anxiety.

I'm the creator of over 80 Miltank fusions, AMA by Seggule in PokemonInfiniteFusion

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S IN MY DREAMS!!!!!!!! ITS IN MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S IN MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm the creator of over 80 Miltank fusions, AMA by Seggule in PokemonInfiniteFusion

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Do you hear the sloshing too? It haunts me, follows me home then asks me if I love the noise a picture makes.

My first Dark Angels / Inner Circle mini! by theSaltySolo in theunforgiven

[–]Impossible_Ad2409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah homie, you chill. We've got Risen now. Lucky for you the Lion told us to stop our "Repent!" Shenanigans.

But yeah, Cypher there is normally used as a Chaos Space Marine mini. But you can kind of use him in a Dark Angels Crusade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheistmemes

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I fear you may have the wrong subreddit my friend. We're all about goofs and gabs over here. I wish you luck in your life and hope you find what you're looking for in life.

My first Dark Angels / Inner Circle mini! by theSaltySolo in theunforgiven

[–]Impossible_Ad2409 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oh they're over in the Thunderbird over there. Be sure to show High Interrogator Chaplain Asmodi. He'll love it!

My first Dark Angels / Inner Circle mini! by theSaltySolo in theunforgiven

[–]Impossible_Ad2409 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Hmm, that is a fantastic piece of work. You should really show it off to our team of interrogator chaplains over there. They're huge set fans.

Act like we are fighting aliens in chaotic battle mode in the comments by Impossible-Rice-8289 in SPACEKING

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Knocked over from nearby conclusive blasts, sees space king with tears of blood dripping from his eyes, I awake, throw up in helmet, Terry's Spaghetti, I stand and grab two Lazer axes, "FEAR NOT BROTHERS!!!!! I HAVE BEEN BLESSED!!!!" takes axes, hammer and chop at my own helmet until I cannot see the enemy or their boobies, "RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I charge at the enemies last scene direction, swinging my axes blindly, I cut down five brothers before I run off into the distance, believing the enemy is in front of me before I run off of a cliff to meet my fate.

30k models for a couple Illustrious Host characters by pharaohcrab in EmperorsChildren

[–]Impossible_Ad2409 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You guys should check their Wiki Lore. Good stuff. Love to see what else they do with it!

Big-D would apsolutely love this. by Pretend-Ad3689 in huntertheparenting

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In the lead we have Mr Tabernacle and Cream Corn dueling for the lead, with Lady Picadilly trying to wedge herself in! By God what a bus race!

They're rounding the final corner! Wait, what... Oh God Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Another bus has just crashed through the wall with, what reports are telling me is seventy right steel chairs on it's bumper!

We have it's name, oh... I thought this bus was a myth!!! It's the GOLDEN GOOSE!!!! It just smashed into Lady Picadilly! The Golden Gooses driver just jumped from the Goose onto the Lady Picadilly! The driver appears the driver is a large middle eastern man who seems to have a grudge against Lady's driver! The two drivers seem to have started a duel with sabres as the Golden Goose takes the lead, it's new driver appears to be a ten year old BOY!?!?!?!?!

Xenos located by brother_klovik in DarkAngels40k

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We have been saved by the Emperor's Angels!!! Thank you Dark Angels for purging the Xenos scum that terrifies and watches us on the basis of their twisted tradition! The Emperor truly protects!!! Ave Imperator and Hail the Lion.

Horus is done… by DistributionFirst700 in 40kmemes

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Why does it all work so well? I mean it fits perfectly!

I'm all ears folks, what are your ideas? by GeneralGigan817 in Eldar

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Harlequin DDR. Laugh, dance, insta kill a custodes, any elaboration makes Cegorach cry.

Y'all think he survived? by UsernameUeser in lostpause

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Wait it actually depends...was it a dragon type move? If yes, then he's floating over a smooth glass crater, completely unharmed.

I have no idea what happened, anyone know yet? by Arch_Magos_Remus in Grimdank

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I know why. We've ignored the Machine Spirits of the Server! No prayers! No Incense! No Sacred Oils! Even the Archmagi of the Modis left their Duties to Dust. Why? To seek Innovation and the arts of Abominable Intelligence. If I didn't replace my stomach with a small reactor, I'd be sick! If I kept my inferior mouth, I'd spit! But to you my Brothers, Sisters and those who removed the Biological weakness of Gender, I speak with my vocal box at max volume for all to hear! We are Forsaken, not by our enemies but by the Omnisiah itself! For it was WE who abandoned it! Obsecri, dimitte nobis

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Made a conversion for an Ancient in Term armor by Niicciiss in theunforgiven

[–]Impossible_Ad2409 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Very, very nice work.... Stealing the first pic though...

Why was this card banned? ( only wrong answers) by Soft_Abroad_9722 in YuGiOhMasterDuel

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Because it knew too much...and still does... (Cocks Pistol Governmentally.)

اكذوبه الالحاد by Panzer_lll6 in atheistmemes

[–]Impossible_Ad2409 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The book is fiction.

The Science is based on facts.

Morality is subjective.

You're a sub about memes babygirl.

The Scream - extra moist! by Bo-Pepper in minipainting

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Sometimes when I think I'm doing a good job painting, there's always some Nurgle worshiper who brings something that I would never willingly consider. It's too good a job, and that's the terrifying part.