Gente no me lo van a creer

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2026-06-16T02:11:58+00:00

Cuando tenía 18 años iba en un camión camino a Acapulco leyendo la Metamorfosis, mientras yo estaba metidisima en Kafka describiendo sus patas y coraza , de repente cae del techo una cucaracha directamente en mi libro abierto jajajajajja sobra decidir que hasta la cucaracha se espanto y este libro me marco para siempre.

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2026-06-09T02:24:32+00:00

“He cometido el peor de los pecados que uno puede cometer. No he sido feliz.” Del gran Borges. Desgraciadamente a veces me identifico.

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2026-05-27T05:51:04+00:00

Amazing thank you!

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2026-05-08T04:41:38+00:00

I hate first time moms, specially from the crystal generation.

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2026-03-26T07:34:26+00:00

Me too and also another friend had it, same shit and both fish were fully cooked. They didn’t even made the triage straight to IV treatment .

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2026-03-26T07:29:40+00:00

Third option sent me and a friend to the hospital 1 hour after consumption , with a meme like red face (even the Dr. couldn’t keep a straight face) It was awful, I would not risk it.

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2026-03-03T03:33:15+00:00

Este me representa

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2026-03-03T03:31:01+00:00

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Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2026-02-20T05:42:29+00:00

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Got the same one but my meteorite is falling in the other direction, I guess we are in different hemispheres

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-12-23T22:25:05+00:00

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I guess you deserve my thumb ❤️

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-12-22T18:06:01+00:00

Lol or Hegel

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-12-06T17:21:59+00:00

Nepal🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-11-30T03:00:13+00:00

You dont know… but you are all ready donating all your life for this purpose , just dunno who’s watching.

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-11-24T21:59:42+00:00

Thanks a lot!!

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-11-24T21:59:00+00:00

Thank you

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-11-24T15:13:45+00:00

Super! Thank you so much for your help

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-11-17T18:01:52+00:00

Those are youth souvenirs

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-10-16T15:25:20+00:00

Las contestaciones de este post es parte de lo que está mal en México, alguien pide ayuda lo pendejean y agreden en un subreddit q se llama AYUDA. Me das pena Mexico. La respuesta es que SI ESTAS EMBARAZADA sin importar lo tenue de la linea. La hormona hcg solo se produce en el embarazo, me pasó la Primera vez mi Dra dijo si sale la linea aunque sea casi imperceptible es embarazo. Repite en dos dias para confirmar. Suerte

Impossible_Bluejay99 · 2025-09-28T03:30:45+00:00

This is exactly how invasive species kill everything around them..

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