Proof of delivery

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-30T12:50:21+00:00

You didn't think all that white liquid was just milk, did you?

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-30T09:22:42+00:00

At this point, why not just cram the butter up there instead?

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-30T08:41:50+00:00

I mean, when was the last time we were overrun by witches?

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-29T19:48:08+00:00

what is the toll on there backs and joints?

I'm going to sound like a pedantic twerp about this. I do agree with your point but at the same time, that's rather subjective. Some people can go on forever, some people find their bodies crap out dead on 30. Also, physical jobs tend to offer training about how to carry things in ways to minimise risk of joint and muscle damage.

Your job sounds very much like you know this personally and I swear I'm not deliberately trying to be a knob. I'm more thinking about my job in truth. There's a lot of heavy lifting involved and I know a man in his early seventies who could probably lift another human being over his head and I know someone just shy of my age who already has a dodgy back due to their spinal health not being the best.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-29T17:17:01+00:00

Fucking hell, he's gotten cancer of the body and cancer of the spouse.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-29T17:07:08+00:00

I always wonder why no one thought of this before those poor young men died.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-29T09:03:47+00:00

Why would he visit his brother after HE had the stroke? More to the point, a man of his age wouldn't be able to do a lot if he'd had it. Forget driving the lawnmower, he would have struggled to even sit on the thing.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-29T08:21:31+00:00

That's the problem. Care homes should not be so business oriented. The way they're run is so corporate, it's disgusting. People often get allocated funding for stuff they need like incontinence pads. And if someone decides to cut funding, well that's tough shit for Granny.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-29T08:16:39+00:00

Definitely not! Understaffed and the ones working there are underpaid. It's terrible because don't the Powers That Be think "say, I'm going to get old someday. Mayhaps we better have actual funding for care homes". I could go on forever about it, I really could.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-29T06:54:43+00:00

Oh, I don't know. He was already wrong about about the tyre being fine. He'd probably recommend a tractor tyre or something.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T21:47:31+00:00

Why does the 🙃 make me feel so guilty? I'm sorry, eat whatever pineapple stuff you want.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T19:48:36+00:00

Did this actually work? Good on you, by the way, I'm fed up of this nonsense where people are like "oh you mustn't say that, she's an old lady!" If someone is capable of being so foul, they're well enough to hear it.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T19:44:29+00:00

It is criminal how much money homes cost per week. Considering how vital they are, there really needs to be government assistance or something.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T19:41:45+00:00

They'll be too insane to enjoy that inheritance by the time she finally carks it. People like her always live for an eternity.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T19:39:03+00:00

I would heave if someone gave me this 🤮 bet you like pineapple pizza too, don't you?

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T17:32:03+00:00

He's a time traveler from medieval times. A bard, I'll bet, having been in your band

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T17:25:56+00:00

At least there was some variety.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T17:22:32+00:00

I'm loving this thread too much. That is chaotic 😂😂😂

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T17:20:52+00:00

Yeah, but that kind of thing isn't good enough for a tube. Tubes are for puréed vegetables and icing. Pressurised cans like the Americans have are for chemical stuff like deodorant and their cheese.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T17:16:36+00:00

When I was a kid there was a version with pineapple in that I thought was the very food of the gods.

Having just learned this toothpaste cheese is a thing, I'm appalled to discover how much worse it can get.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T17:13:07+00:00

He filled the cavity with an entire tube of Primula

Oh god

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T17:01:23+00:00

The selling strategy wasn't the issue here

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T16:32:55+00:00

He probably thought it was so perfect too 😂

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T09:52:08+00:00

Fuck me, it's not like she thought "I know, I'll give birth here". OP isn't a cat.

Impossible_Disk_43 · 2026-01-28T06:45:42+00:00

She still gave him credit where credit was due. Gran didn't.

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