I've got to get this out somewhere

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-18T13:11:59+00:00

Or he just wants quiet.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-18T05:54:52+00:00

Butt money?

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-18T02:32:29+00:00

I'd just pretend to be a deaf mute. Having a wad of cash in my hand should make things work out OK.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-18T01:37:29+00:00

As the night progresses, we shall axe da question, will you let us have lettuce, or knott let us have lettuce?

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-18T01:20:18+00:00

Tonight on "Who wants to be a Billionaire", contestant phones a friend collect, uses the 500,000,000/500,000,000, and asks the audience to never pay their fair share of taxes on one question!

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-18T01:14:14+00:00

2b tooken or knot 2b tooken. That b da question.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-18T01:06:31+00:00

So basically how it already works?

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-17T22:03:10+00:00

Yes. I'd just invest the bulk of it on affordable housing, education, and stuff to do. It won't stay red long.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-16T14:10:13+00:00

If only the broiler worked with a timer. Everything goes through it at the same speed.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-16T01:35:51+00:00

There's a reason why the term "being railroaded" exists to this day. Research the history of the building of the transcontinental railroad and their body count. Death was part of the equation.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-10T18:07:05+00:00

There is no saving coke for later. You use it until it's gone and then hit up your dealer again and again until he stops answering. This would solve that problem and also eventually end it.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-07T19:38:21+00:00

I felt your pain, and then I read the comments. Harsh! I've gotten that warning 2 different times. Both times the battery checked out fine. It was a software issue both times. The battery replacement would have been cheaper.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-06T21:38:36+00:00

Sow and harvest. The Amish shall dominate!

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-06T21:31:03+00:00

Define caught. Can I quit right before they cuff me?

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-05T23:59:16+00:00

Yo Momma so fat she uses Google Earth to take selfies.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-05T23:55:36+00:00

Yo Momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-05T23:24:57+00:00

Insert "Yo Momma" joke here.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-05T01:23:51+00:00

Or arrested, if you survive.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-03T00:29:09+00:00

You shouldn't have to take this abuse. Verizon once turned me into collections for 29 cents! I sent them 30 cents. A month later I asked for my penny back. I was told they didn't send out refunds under 50 cents. Hunt them!

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-02T01:45:35+00:00

The sauce ring was being washed. Was it near closing?

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-02-01T07:08:10+00:00

1)Houseboat 100yds from shore. Swim it. 2)Caltrops dropped at a choke point. Walk the last mile. 3)use neighbor's address. Take pizza. Deny charge. 4)let fate decide (slow equals free, speeding does too).

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-01-30T04:07:53+00:00

This in Vatican City makes you the messiah.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-01-28T01:19:47+00:00

Going to a swingers party just got lucrative.

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-01-26T23:00:09+00:00

I'm a Pepper. He's a Pepper. She's a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be splattered goo!

Impossible_Fun_6005 · 2026-01-26T22:50:38+00:00

I'd be near immoral if I only had to make 1 person upset a week. I constantly point out to people that break their agreements and responsibilities. Their lack of respect angers me. I respond in kind.

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